The Condom
October 11, 2007
A student ran in from the halls, threw an unwrapped condom into the middle of the classroom, and dashed away before being caught or identified. The class erupted into chaos-- there was shreiking and the retreat of desks in every direction. Fortunately, I had a leatherman holstered to my hip. I knew those pliers would come in handy one day.
Fortunately, the condom appeared unused. Still, I ran my leatherman under boiling hot water...
A student ran in from the halls, threw an unwrapped condom into the middle of the classroom, and dashed away before being caught or identified. The class erupted into chaos-- there was shreiking and the retreat of desks in every direction. Fortunately, I had a leatherman holstered to my hip. I knew those pliers would come in handy one day.
Fortunately, the condom appeared unused. Still, I ran my leatherman under boiling hot water...