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Borat: My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.

Borat: [to American Audience] We support your war of terror.

Driving Instructor: In America, a woman can choose who she has sex with.Borat: WHAAAAAAT?

Borat: Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social and Jew.

Borat: You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?

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