winter solstice greetings
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,
our best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,
gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice,
with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of
the onset of the generally accepted calendar year
2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of
choice of other cultures whose contributions to
society have helped make America great (not to imply
that America is necessarily greater than any other
country or is the only "AMERICA" in the Western
Hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed,
color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or
sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these
terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or
withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no
alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the
wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where
prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole
discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within
the usual application of good tidings for a period of
one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent
holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty
is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of
a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
our best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,
gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice,
with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of
the onset of the generally accepted calendar year
2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of
choice of other cultures whose contributions to
society have helped make America great (not to imply
that America is necessarily greater than any other
country or is the only "AMERICA" in the Western
Hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed,
color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or
sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these
terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or
withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no
alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the
wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where
prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole
discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within
the usual application of good tidings for a period of
one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent
holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty
is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of
a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.