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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, ananvilhurtz (-5000 points). In February I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In June terrasirradient and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Monday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Saturday I gave magicbluebubble a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-6651 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
physics85