On the twelfth day of Christmas,
physicaljerx sent to me...
Twelve litovkas drumming
Eleven girlsonfilms piping
Ten angry_users a-leaping
Nine feistygirls dancing
Eight thebenreillys a-milking
Seven vomikronnoxis a-recycling
Six bicycles a-reading
Five pla-a-a-ants
Four vegetables
Three beans
Two knee socks
...and a participation in a paschoal.