But
this is a lot more important than D&D.
All he needs to do now is say he was just following orders, and his career is set forever.
(thanks again to
kadath)
EDIT:
Apparently, he claims to be homeless and is living out of his office. This means:
A) He's breaking the law.
B) He's not properly registered to vote.
C) He is not eligible to run for office.
In other words, he is auditioning for the lead position in his personal three-ring circus.