Universal me.
Oh shoot. I didn't mean to say that. I'm sorry that just came out wrong, what I meant was. Oh gee that sounded horrible, I didn't mean it like that. Your taking this the wrong way. I'm having trouble putting words to my feelings. Can't you understand a single thing I'm trying to convey? Is anybody really listening? CAN I PLEASE HAVE A GUN AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY? No that's not what I meant. Well I know I said it but I didn't mean it. Of course I know it's not something to joke about. No I would never do that. I'm telling you, aren't you paying attention? You are really pissing me off. No, I didn't mean that sincerely. Honestly. What I meant by that was, GET OUT OF MY GOD DAMN WAY OR I'LL PUSH YOU OUT OF MY WAY. I mean, I just need time alone. No It's nothing to do with you. What? Oh, yeah I suppose that is selfish. What? Oh, yeah I suppose I am an ass. What? Oh, yeah I'm the reason you are you are now. Wait, who are you? I'm you. You're me? I'm you. We're us. It's we. Universal me.