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My belt buckle popped off today while I was pissing in a public urinal and it landed on the shoe of the fellow standing next to me. It was awkward...extremely awkward because he didn't seem to notice. And he was an old fellow. So I zipped up and waited politely for him to finish his business so that I could retrieve my buckle...well old fellows sometimes take a long time to piss. Prostate and all that. I waited almost 3 minutes, and then he finally scooted off leaving my buckle behind hopefully un-dribbled on ( I was sure to wash it thouroughly before reattatching to my belt and then washed my hands with vigor).