I am a retard
I had lots of stuff to do today and as i went to leave, I couldn't find my wallet anywhere, so I searched the house and my car like 12 times and still no wallet, well since i am pretty sensitive lately I started to cry, I have a lot of things in my wallet that mean stuff to me, plus really important things that I shouldn't drive with out...SOooo I went to the Secratary of State and was there for like 2 and a half hours just to get another licence...or a paper one..just in case you know, I was devastated..well after i did that I went back the the place where i thought i lost it...Nope...I thought that I was doomed. well to make this boring story shorter, I was fixing something in my backyard and was talking about whoever found it should be kicked in the face if they threw it away, well there it was in plain view of everything, I am such a loser. Oh well...its actually really funny, I tried to laugh hard, but well i thought that my gums would burst open if i did....ow ow ow ...teeth hurt..thats enough for now, just wanted to share with you how much of a dorkus i am!!