The Davisians are BACK IN ACTION!

Apr 12, 2005 21:00

Hey, kids!

Hello, London. This is the Voice of Fate. It is 9:40 PM on Tuesday the Twelfth day of April.

As the writer of this Journal of Liver, I would like to take this time to make a formal announcement. Some of you may have heard already, a few haven't.

I, Michael Davis, leader of the Davisian party, have officially registered to run for JUNIOR CLASS PRESIDENT of the 2005-06 school year.

Thank you.

Campaigning Ideas
The RETURN of the "Vote for Mike Davis!" pin

Uncle Sam: "I want you to vote for Mike Davis" posters

God: "Yo! I'm-a busta cap if y'all don't vote fo' ma' man, M-to-the-Davis!" posters

Crucifix "YOU'll end up like THIS if you DON'T vote for MIKE DAVIS!" posters

Writing "V4D" on anything you possibly can. Seriously, kids. Try it. Just grab some southern Jersey-bot's notebook and in Sharpie write "V4D" on it. It's fun.

[ASIDE]The new Reel Big Fish CD, We're Not Happy Till You're Not Happy kicks EXUBERANT amounts of ass. Damn straight. Biatch.[/ASIDE]
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