From a few people...

[phtgrphcscot]

Take a picture of yourself right now.
Don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair--just take a picture.
Post that picture with NO editing.
Post these instructions with your picture.

Comments

[dublinbass]

Do I get to keep the original?

[phtgrphcscot]

Aye, of course. I made a few copies. I actually really like it.

[dublinbass]

Thankfully I know somewhat how to handle a photographer... I mean, a camera ;)

[phtgrphcscot]

A very convenient slip of the tongue, love. Thank you again for a great time.

[dublinbass]

Did you enjoy it enough to want to do it again?

[phtgrphcscot]

Enough to do it right now if you asked. So aye, I did. Did you?

[dublinbass]

We could do it right now, but we'd have company. I did, very very much.

[phtgrphcscot]

You're son? And good, otherwise I was about to panic it was one-sided enjoyment.

[dublinbass]

Aye. We're going to go for a walk in the park to feed the ducks. Definitely not. I think I might be hooked to said enjoyment.

[phtgrphcscot]

You wouldnae mind the extra person? I dinnae want to intrude on family time. Aye, me too! It's nay helping that I'm now thinking about Irish tongue and slipping.

[dublinbass]

Not at all. We go all the time. He loves the sun and we'd love company. Are you sure you're ready to meet him? Ooo, slipping where?

[phtgrphcscot]

Maybe it's best for it to be early in the piece? All the cards on the table and any other metaphor, aye? I cannae deny I'm curious about meeting him. Slipping in all the very non G-rated areas.

[dublinbass]

Well, if you're not busy, we can wait til you come before we head out. Can you the non-G rated hold off until Connor has his afternoon nap? On the upside, he sleeps for at least two hours.

[phtgrphcscot]

I'm nay busy, and I'll be as quick as I can. I willnae make you hold off for long. Aye, I'm nay that much of a pervert! I wouldnae dream of jumping you in front of your son.

[dublinbass]

Oh, shit! I didn't mean that! Just figure of speech. Whoa. Not that he would exactly know what we were doing. He doesn't even know his own hand is connected to him yet.

[phtgrphcscot]

Nay, I'm the one that's buggered it all up! I didnae meant to... oh shit, I'm all embarrassed now. I'm sorry, I really didnae mean... see what your tongue does to me!