Oh God... Snagged this from enelt
Go to http://www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1) Your name?
Answer: The girl you always want to get with, but never seem to meet her standards. She is a tease, and keeps you wanting more. If you do end up with her (LUCKY BASTARD), she is an amazing kisser. This girl dreams big, and knows what she wants.
((Oh, jeez, everybody don't crowd in all at once LOL! And I wouldn't actually call myself an amazing kisser, 'cause I don't know!))
2) Your age?
Answer: 750ml of alky
1 mickey + 1 mickey = a 26
((Lol, whut?))
3) One of your friends?
Answer: A Zu is a pearl of Tunisian descent found particularly in the never regions of Walwal. A flawless entity of immaculate design radiant in spirit, eternal In heart, and soft in booty.
It is said that the holder of the “Zu” is like a lounging lioness: although enchanting, with captivating eyes, subtle wit, and seemingly demure in manner, Beware!!!…… her majesty bites!
a)A token of affection….Said mainly in moments of "cuteness"
E,g.
You’re a zu and you belong in the zoo
((This friend is a guy and some of this actually makes sense HAHAHA. BTW, Zu is just short for Zubir, his whole first name.))
4) What should you be doing?
Answer: the act of selling or doing cocaine
"A bitter chill from shoveling snow, hustling blow and ecstasy pills to pay electricity bills." Apathy - the winter
((Whaaaat? XD))
5) Favorite color?
Answer: A liquid substance that is hot-pink and smells like strawberries.
Not to be confused with pure evil, which is lemon-yellow and smells like butterscotch.
"No! Don't touch it! It's PURE EVIL!"
"Pure evil is hot-pink and smells like strawberries?"
"Hmm, actually now that I think about it, Pure Evil is lemon-yellow and smells like butterscotch. That crate must be Raw Malice." -Bob the Hamster Graphic Novel
((A: I've never heard of that graphic novel and B: this is the funniest answer so far.))
6) Hometown?
Answer: Founded in 1979, St. Petersburg Christian School has been stealing innocent children's souls for over 35 years. The establishment succeeds in stealing thousands of dollars from poor parents, who don't understand the evil their child is involved in.
((What the...?))
7) Month of your birthday?
Answer: The best month of the year with February right behind.when the coolest/hottest people were born. Also the prettiest time of the year..snow & winter time. Who doesn't love January?
((Yes, I'm one of those cool people thank you very much. :-p))
8) Last person you talked to?
Answer: How the hell does the crap above this get into urbandictionary....c'mon people..we need editors that actually read it..not just click and go "next".......this is ridiculous...i submitted something that was actually real...its used around here but then this stuff gets put in
((O_o Um...no comment.))
9) What did you last eat?
Answer: another way a girl asks a guy if he wants to have sexual relations. Usually all the way to intercourse.
guy and girl are hanging out in bedroom
guy: I'm bored
girl: Want a cookie?
sexual relations ensue
((O___O))
10) Your nickname?
Answer: one of the prettiest, smartest, cutest, evil, caring, creative, talented, true punk, psycho, rioting, magic-weilding, sick acting, cute fat cheeks, puts-a-smile-on-my-face, amazing and most beautiful girls ever. actually.. the only one of her kind.
hey uh... Mari. you're pretty.
((I half agree with this answer. XD))
1) Your name?
Answer: The girl you always want to get with, but never seem to meet her standards. She is a tease, and keeps you wanting more. If you do end up with her (LUCKY BASTARD), she is an amazing kisser. This girl dreams big, and knows what she wants.
((Oh, jeez, everybody don't crowd in all at once LOL! And I wouldn't actually call myself an amazing kisser, 'cause I don't know!))
2) Your age?
Answer: 750ml of alky
1 mickey + 1 mickey = a 26
((Lol, whut?))
3) One of your friends?
Answer: A Zu is a pearl of Tunisian descent found particularly in the never regions of Walwal. A flawless entity of immaculate design radiant in spirit, eternal In heart, and soft in booty.
It is said that the holder of the “Zu” is like a lounging lioness: although enchanting, with captivating eyes, subtle wit, and seemingly demure in manner, Beware!!!…… her majesty bites!
a)A token of affection….Said mainly in moments of "cuteness"
E,g.
You’re a zu and you belong in the zoo
((This friend is a guy and some of this actually makes sense HAHAHA. BTW, Zu is just short for Zubir, his whole first name.))
4) What should you be doing?
Answer: the act of selling or doing cocaine
"A bitter chill from shoveling snow, hustling blow and ecstasy pills to pay electricity bills." Apathy - the winter
((Whaaaat? XD))
5) Favorite color?
Answer: A liquid substance that is hot-pink and smells like strawberries.
Not to be confused with pure evil, which is lemon-yellow and smells like butterscotch.
"No! Don't touch it! It's PURE EVIL!"
"Pure evil is hot-pink and smells like strawberries?"
"Hmm, actually now that I think about it, Pure Evil is lemon-yellow and smells like butterscotch. That crate must be Raw Malice." -Bob the Hamster Graphic Novel
((A: I've never heard of that graphic novel and B: this is the funniest answer so far.))
6) Hometown?
Answer: Founded in 1979, St. Petersburg Christian School has been stealing innocent children's souls for over 35 years. The establishment succeeds in stealing thousands of dollars from poor parents, who don't understand the evil their child is involved in.
((What the...?))
7) Month of your birthday?
Answer: The best month of the year with February right behind.when the coolest/hottest people were born. Also the prettiest time of the year..snow & winter time. Who doesn't love January?
((Yes, I'm one of those cool people thank you very much. :-p))
8) Last person you talked to?
Answer: How the hell does the crap above this get into urbandictionary....c'mon people..we need editors that actually read it..not just click and go "next".......this is ridiculous...i submitted something that was actually real...its used around here but then this stuff gets put in
((O_o Um...no comment.))
9) What did you last eat?
Answer: another way a girl asks a guy if he wants to have sexual relations. Usually all the way to intercourse.
guy and girl are hanging out in bedroom
guy: I'm bored
girl: Want a cookie?
sexual relations ensue
((O___O))
10) Your nickname?
Answer: one of the prettiest, smartest, cutest, evil, caring, creative, talented, true punk, psycho, rioting, magic-weilding, sick acting, cute fat cheeks, puts-a-smile-on-my-face, amazing and most beautiful girls ever. actually.. the only one of her kind.
hey uh... Mari. you're pretty.
((I half agree with this answer. XD))