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Gobble, gobble, gobble. Dont drink wild turkey unless you want to end up being a turkey.
Drinking wild turkey might lead to bill boards being ripped apart, singing a tediously large amount of songs at a high volume on your front porch where you replace certain words with the word gobble and a stupid amount of time spent pressing the pedestrian crossing buttons.
Drinking wild turkey might lead to bill boards being ripped apart, singing a tediously large amount of songs at a high volume on your front porch where you replace certain words with the word gobble and a stupid amount of time spent pressing the pedestrian crossing buttons.