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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Allison Wirth!

1. Reindeer like to eat Allison Wirth!
2. Allison Wirth can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
3. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Allison Wirth!
4. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Allison Wirth!
5. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Allison Wirth!
6. If you break Allison Wirth, you will get seven years of bad luck!
7. Tradition allows women to propose to Allison Wirth only during leap years.
8. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Allison Wirth.
9. Allison Wirth can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!
10. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Allison Wirth!

the last one was my favorite.

today my mom asked me if i eat. because she thinks im too skinny :(