Avocado-related Injury
As I said to one of my co-workers in an email the other day, "I'm not an idiot, I just play one on TV".
To add to the annals of things like my mayonnaise-related injury of a few weeks ago, I just sustained an avocado-related injury. Yes, I, Merry Farmer, was cutting open an avocado and cut open my hand instead. Could happen to anyone, right? Well, what makes this particular avocado-related injury unique is the fact that after I quickly rinsed off my hand and dried it, I picked up the avocado and knife ... and stabbed myself in the hand a second time.
*rolls eyes*
Apparently making lunch is a very dangerous endeavor for me.
To add to the annals of things like my mayonnaise-related injury of a few weeks ago, I just sustained an avocado-related injury. Yes, I, Merry Farmer, was cutting open an avocado and cut open my hand instead. Could happen to anyone, right? Well, what makes this particular avocado-related injury unique is the fact that after I quickly rinsed off my hand and dried it, I picked up the avocado and knife ... and stabbed myself in the hand a second time.
*rolls eyes*
Apparently making lunch is a very dangerous endeavor for me.