Jacked from Lola
If you've ever played the "i never" (actually, just for the record it's called Never Have I Ever, and most people don't play it right anyway) game, you know what you're up against....
mood: tired and kinda tipsy
Your Gender: female
Your Orientation: straight
Your Age: 22 1/2 in 11 days
Anal Sex
Anal intercourse: isn't that bad but it isn't my favorite
Having your anal region stimulated with tongue/fingers: no tongue cuz that's just gross. fingers i have but i'm not too fond of that
Stimulating your partner's anal region with tongue/fingers: some guys like it, ie. while getting head right before he cums
General Sex Stuff (okay, um, why does anal sex come first?)
Having a partner with shaved pubic hair: trimmed not shaved
Having sex with a virgin: i have
Having your nipples stimulated: yes!
Make-up sex after a fight: yuppers
Moaning, groaning, etc. during sex: yes! and i really like hearing it too
Sex between friends: yup yup
Sex between the woman's breasts: kinda
Sex during "that time of the month": ew no!
Sex with a member of the same sex: nopers
Sex with someone at least fifteen years older than yourself: nopers
Sex with someone at least fifteen years younger than yourself: that's not even legal (i agree with lauren)
Shaving your pubic hair: i've shaved it all but currently it's not all shaved
Talking dirty during sex: yes!
When it comes to penis/breast size in a partner: as long as it works
Group Sex
Group sex with four or more people: nopers
Having more than one partner on the same day at different times: nopers
Sex in the same room as another couple: nopers
Sex with two men and yourself: nopers
Sex with two women and yourself: nopers
Sex with one woman and one man and yourself: nopers
Skinny dipping with a group of close friends: yup in Puerto Rico
Strip poker with a group of close friends: not a group, with my boyfriend
Visiting a swinger's club: nopers
Location
In bed: yeah
In a boat: yes but it wasn't in water
In a hot tub/swimming pool: nopers
In the back seat of a car: yup
In the rain: not yet unless you count in the car in the rain
In the snow: not yet unless you count in the car in the snow
In the woods: nopers
On an airplane: nopers and those bathrooms are gross, small, and I make too much noise
On the beach: nopers
On the kitchen table: nopers
Masturbation
Anal stimulation during masturbation: nopers
Masturbating in front of your partner: yeah it's fun but it just makes me want to jump on him and that's usually what happens
Masturbating in the same room at the same time as a friend: nopers
Masturbating while looking at porn: yup
Masturbation in general: it's fun
Phone sex: yeah but i have to be really comfortable with that person
Oral Sex
Giving oral sex: ii love it
Going down on your partner after sex: that's such a no-no time to do anything to a guy. but if he wants it, i'm down. (i agree with lauren)
Kissing partner on lips after oral sex: yeah and once guy wasn't down with that but that's a whole 'nother story
Oral sex with member of the same sex: nopers
Receiving oral sex: nopers, i dont think i'd be a fan
Receiving oral sex from someone with a pierced tongue: nopers
Swallowing/tasting your partners orgasmic excretions: always swallow
Using mints during oral sex: yeah cuz he heard it felt really cool
Tattoos: nopesr
Using alcohol to enhance sex: no but i've had sex while drunk
Using ecstasy to enhance sex: nopers
Using marijuana to enhance sex: nopers
Using coke to enhance sex: nopers
Using mushrooms or other hallucinogens to enhance sex: nopers
Pornography
Having sex with a porn star: nopers and i wouldn't want to
Making erotic pictures/home movies with your partner: yup
Online pornography/erotic literature: yup
Watching pornographic movies by yourself: yup
Watching pornographic movies with your partner: yup
Positions
69: it's funny... i was too short
Doggie style: yup
Man on top: used to be my favorite
Sex standing up: nopers
Woman on top facing away from the man: fun
Woman on top facing the man: my new favorite
Rough Stuff
Being blindfolded by your partner: nopers
Being spanked: i have been
Being smacked: not cool
Being tied up by your partner: nopers
Blindfolding your partner: nopers
Fantasizing about being raped/raping someone: not raped cuz that's fucking infuriating but being forceful and demanding and stuff is good. (i agree with lauren)
Light (or not so light) biting during sex: yup
Spanking your partner: yup
Tying up your partner: nopers
Toys
Use of a cock ring during sex: nopers
Using a sex toy to stimulate your partner: nopers
Using a sex toy to stimulate yourself: yup
Using a strap-on during sex: no thanks
Using anal beads during sex: absolutely not
Using massage oil/lotion during sex: nopers
Using melted wax during sex: nopers
Voyeurism
Having sex with someone else while your partner watches: nopers
Having your partner put on a strip show for you: not like, seriously
Looking in the mirror during sex: yup
Putting on a strip show for your partner: kinda
Visiting a nude beach: nopers
Visiting a strip club: yup but i didnt get a lap dance
Watching another couple have sex in person: nopers
Watching your partner have sex with someone else: nopers
ok enough of that. hmmm, do i have anything to update about? i dont think so. nothing interesting at least. ok time for bed. nite!
mood: tired and kinda tipsy
Your Gender: female
Your Orientation: straight
Your Age: 22 1/2 in 11 days
Anal Sex
Anal intercourse: isn't that bad but it isn't my favorite
Having your anal region stimulated with tongue/fingers: no tongue cuz that's just gross. fingers i have but i'm not too fond of that
Stimulating your partner's anal region with tongue/fingers: some guys like it, ie. while getting head right before he cums
General Sex Stuff (okay, um, why does anal sex come first?)
Having a partner with shaved pubic hair: trimmed not shaved
Having sex with a virgin: i have
Having your nipples stimulated: yes!
Make-up sex after a fight: yuppers
Moaning, groaning, etc. during sex: yes! and i really like hearing it too
Sex between friends: yup yup
Sex between the woman's breasts: kinda
Sex during "that time of the month": ew no!
Sex with a member of the same sex: nopers
Sex with someone at least fifteen years older than yourself: nopers
Sex with someone at least fifteen years younger than yourself: that's not even legal (i agree with lauren)
Shaving your pubic hair: i've shaved it all but currently it's not all shaved
Talking dirty during sex: yes!
When it comes to penis/breast size in a partner: as long as it works
Group Sex
Group sex with four or more people: nopers
Having more than one partner on the same day at different times: nopers
Sex in the same room as another couple: nopers
Sex with two men and yourself: nopers
Sex with two women and yourself: nopers
Sex with one woman and one man and yourself: nopers
Skinny dipping with a group of close friends: yup in Puerto Rico
Strip poker with a group of close friends: not a group, with my boyfriend
Visiting a swinger's club: nopers
Location
In bed: yeah
In a boat: yes but it wasn't in water
In a hot tub/swimming pool: nopers
In the back seat of a car: yup
In the rain: not yet unless you count in the car in the rain
In the snow: not yet unless you count in the car in the snow
In the woods: nopers
On an airplane: nopers and those bathrooms are gross, small, and I make too much noise
On the beach: nopers
On the kitchen table: nopers
Masturbation
Anal stimulation during masturbation: nopers
Masturbating in front of your partner: yeah it's fun but it just makes me want to jump on him and that's usually what happens
Masturbating in the same room at the same time as a friend: nopers
Masturbating while looking at porn: yup
Masturbation in general: it's fun
Phone sex: yeah but i have to be really comfortable with that person
Oral Sex
Giving oral sex: ii love it
Going down on your partner after sex: that's such a no-no time to do anything to a guy. but if he wants it, i'm down. (i agree with lauren)
Kissing partner on lips after oral sex: yeah and once guy wasn't down with that but that's a whole 'nother story
Oral sex with member of the same sex: nopers
Receiving oral sex: nopers, i dont think i'd be a fan
Receiving oral sex from someone with a pierced tongue: nopers
Swallowing/tasting your partners orgasmic excretions: always swallow
Using mints during oral sex: yeah cuz he heard it felt really cool
Tattoos: nopesr
Using alcohol to enhance sex: no but i've had sex while drunk
Using ecstasy to enhance sex: nopers
Using marijuana to enhance sex: nopers
Using coke to enhance sex: nopers
Using mushrooms or other hallucinogens to enhance sex: nopers
Pornography
Having sex with a porn star: nopers and i wouldn't want to
Making erotic pictures/home movies with your partner: yup
Online pornography/erotic literature: yup
Watching pornographic movies by yourself: yup
Watching pornographic movies with your partner: yup
Positions
69: it's funny... i was too short
Doggie style: yup
Man on top: used to be my favorite
Sex standing up: nopers
Woman on top facing away from the man: fun
Woman on top facing the man: my new favorite
Rough Stuff
Being blindfolded by your partner: nopers
Being spanked: i have been
Being smacked: not cool
Being tied up by your partner: nopers
Blindfolding your partner: nopers
Fantasizing about being raped/raping someone: not raped cuz that's fucking infuriating but being forceful and demanding and stuff is good. (i agree with lauren)
Light (or not so light) biting during sex: yup
Spanking your partner: yup
Tying up your partner: nopers
Toys
Use of a cock ring during sex: nopers
Using a sex toy to stimulate your partner: nopers
Using a sex toy to stimulate yourself: yup
Using a strap-on during sex: no thanks
Using anal beads during sex: absolutely not
Using massage oil/lotion during sex: nopers
Using melted wax during sex: nopers
Voyeurism
Having sex with someone else while your partner watches: nopers
Having your partner put on a strip show for you: not like, seriously
Looking in the mirror during sex: yup
Putting on a strip show for your partner: kinda
Visiting a nude beach: nopers
Visiting a strip club: yup but i didnt get a lap dance
Watching another couple have sex in person: nopers
Watching your partner have sex with someone else: nopers
ok enough of that. hmmm, do i have anything to update about? i dont think so. nothing interesting at least. ok time for bed. nite!