Ten Things I Hate About You
1) I hate the way you dress
2) I hate the way that you talk to me like I'm stupid
3) I hate that you talk about drinking like you were a 21 year old college student when you're actually like a hundred
4) I hate that you think everything is your business
5) I hate that you smoke cheap menthol cigarettes
6) I hate the fact that you talk before anyone else can get a word in
7) I hate that you're cubicle is so close to mine
8) I hate your laughter
9) I hate that you can't dance
10) I hate that you think you're better than anyone else
I feel better now.
2) I hate the way that you talk to me like I'm stupid
3) I hate that you talk about drinking like you were a 21 year old college student when you're actually like a hundred
4) I hate that you think everything is your business
5) I hate that you smoke cheap menthol cigarettes
6) I hate the fact that you talk before anyone else can get a word in
7) I hate that you're cubicle is so close to mine
8) I hate your laughter
9) I hate that you can't dance
10) I hate that you think you're better than anyone else
I feel better now.