French Fries
I've had French Fries three days in a row. All the while, I've been daydreaming about back country skiing and training up for a triathlon. There seems to be a huge disparity between the mind and the body (and the stomach). So Dr. Friend, the guy I do most of my misogynic, male bonding, outdoor activities with, had this to say about french fries:
"When my wife makes french fries*, she puts a paper towel in the bottom of the dish. This paper towl absorbs all of the fat. So, I have it all figured out: before you eat french fries, eat a paper towel, and all of the negative health effects of the french fries will be neutralized." And this has to be true, because I got it from a Doctor.
* French fries are not French, he calls them "frites".
"When my wife makes french fries*, she puts a paper towel in the bottom of the dish. This paper towl absorbs all of the fat. So, I have it all figured out: before you eat french fries, eat a paper towel, and all of the negative health effects of the french fries will be neutralized." And this has to be true, because I got it from a Doctor.
* French fries are not French, he calls them "frites".