TRUE STORIES
HELLO! I'M MICHAEL D. BROWN, UNDER SECRETARY OF HOMELAND SECURITY FOR EMERGENCY PREPAREDNESS AND RESPONSE FOR FEMA.
YOU MAY HAVE HEARD MY RECENT STREAM OF BULLSHIT ABOUT HOW FUCKING WONDERINGFUL EVERYTHING IS GOING IN LOUISIANA. NOTHING TO SEE HERE FOLKS!
I SUCK DUBYA'S COCK AND WILL REPEAT ANY BULLSHIT STORY I AM TOLD. RIOTS? NEVER HEARD OF 'EM. LOOTING AND RAPE? NO, CERTAINLY NOT HAPPENING. I CAN ASSURE YOU THINGS ARE FULLY UNDER CONTROL.
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO DROP MY SORRY ASS IN THE MIDST OF NEW ORLEANS SO I CAN WITNESS THE MAYHEM AND STOP SPEWING LIES.