A Few Things From Today...

Apr 28, 2006 18:40

1. If you're going to be involved in a minor fender bender involving 4 cars on Route 95 during rush hour on a Friday kindly move your cars off the road so the rest of us can get home at a decent time. No one wants to sit in traffic for hours while you call daddy and have daddy call the family lawyer so that your 2006 Jetta gets fixed after you sue someone because you were talking on your cell phone while trying to change lanes.

1a. If you see a minor fender bender on the road, DO NOT SLOW DOWN TO LOOK AT IT THUS CAUSING MORE OF A TRAFFIC JAM THAN THERE NEEDS TO BE. We've all seen an accident and quite frankly, if a car isn't ON FIRE then I see no reason for you to stop and look at it. People like this make me wish I carried a rocket launcher in my car so I could blow them off the road.

2. For the douchebags that decided to tear up 146A at the intersection at the Beef Barn and leave it that way for two weeks...FUCK YOU. If I see another person treat the pleats in the road as 5 foot speed bumps and slow down to a stop to go over them again I might go postal. I drive a Civic, I get over the bumps going 30 which means ANYONE ELSE can do the same.

3. Speaking of my Civic, I paid $32.00 to fill my tank today...so FUCK YOU to the oil companies profiting off of shameless price gouging. I can't imagine what a gas-guzzling SUV costs to fill up these days nor do I want to know.

That's all for now...I feel better already.
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