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[phreakysean]

It's a bad sign when the govenrment won't let you own a firearm because you're a phelon..... and you're glad cause you know you'd use the damn thing

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[crimephotos]

Im not the crazy physco one am I? Dude I told you that your zima flavored crazy penis juice has no effect on me. :]

[phreakysean]

Would I even talk to you if it WAS you? Of course not.

[crimephotos]

Ive been good. Promise. :]

[queenofdarqness]

There's nothing even remotely Zima-like about your penis-juice.
And it's called Semen. Or ... wait what did my aunt call it at the baby shower? MUAH!! I'm gonna tackle your ass and there will be AWESOMENESS all around. But just for us two. No one else. HA.

[queenofdarqness]

I hate when the internet lies. And my bad, I realize it was Sans-any-redeeming qualities who deleted the comments, not you my daahling. Yay for us still tho.
And I baked ALL FREAKIN' MORNING. I am the fucking master. I am your GOD for baking. My cookies and cupcakes are THE SHIZZLE, nizzle. True story. LOVE YOU KING BABY BEAR!!