Ain't No Shame LL Do Yo Thang..
Last night I saw LL Cool J, and it was quite possibly the sleaziest thing this side of the river. There were wet panties all around. He actually opened with Phenomenon, which goes against all of my princlples, since it is a terribly embarassing song. He loved that shit up though, and continued on, only to throw multiple sweaty rags at sexually frustrated twentysomethings and spit water all over himself. I thought it was kind of a libido killer, since normally drooling is reserved for babies and retards, but the women (and some suspicious males) got hornier and hornier.
An especially memorable moment was when his shirt got ripped off my an exceptionally horny woman, and he proceeded to put on a white terrycloth, cut off bathrobe, basketball shorts, wave cap and sunglasses, spin around temp style and scream
"Don't Call It A COMEBACK!"
Then he went on to Mama said KNOCK YOU OUT. Haha.
I was so amused by the combination of LL looking like a douche and the amount of sexual frustration it bestowed on the women all around me, I screamed and laughed loud enough to catch the attention of the huge horny middle aged black woman next to me who asked:
"Girl! You hot for LL?"
Yeah baby, so so hot.
She doesn't know that a lot of people might remember the video for Around the Way Girl, the movie Deep Blue Sea (AND the soundtrack, lover), or the show In Da House.
Poor guy.
Anyway, I have to thank Renée for that evening (Shit, no way I was paying to see that)and I have to thank LL for being so so sleazy and humping the stage a lot. He was doin' it and doin' it and doin' it to the amps yesterday instead of the women.
Haha, this morning my mom asked me if it was a good concert, then said "Isn't he fucking 90 or something, I think he was popular when I was a kid!" Then I realized that she was right and that pretty soon the drooling emissary of sensual stage gyration is going to need some Viagra and Centrum Silver.
In conclusion, It was sick as hell, and I loved it.
An especially memorable moment was when his shirt got ripped off my an exceptionally horny woman, and he proceeded to put on a white terrycloth, cut off bathrobe, basketball shorts, wave cap and sunglasses, spin around temp style and scream
"Don't Call It A COMEBACK!"
Then he went on to Mama said KNOCK YOU OUT. Haha.
I was so amused by the combination of LL looking like a douche and the amount of sexual frustration it bestowed on the women all around me, I screamed and laughed loud enough to catch the attention of the huge horny middle aged black woman next to me who asked:
"Girl! You hot for LL?"
Yeah baby, so so hot.
She doesn't know that a lot of people might remember the video for Around the Way Girl, the movie Deep Blue Sea (AND the soundtrack, lover), or the show In Da House.
Poor guy.
Anyway, I have to thank Renée for that evening (Shit, no way I was paying to see that)and I have to thank LL for being so so sleazy and humping the stage a lot. He was doin' it and doin' it and doin' it to the amps yesterday instead of the women.
Haha, this morning my mom asked me if it was a good concert, then said "Isn't he fucking 90 or something, I think he was popular when I was a kid!" Then I realized that she was right and that pretty soon the drooling emissary of sensual stage gyration is going to need some Viagra and Centrum Silver.
In conclusion, It was sick as hell, and I loved it.