And now, a word from Twitter

[photosinensis]

Sometimes, you've just got to be a twit. This is what I was up to today.

• 14:05 Hup Holland Hup! #
• 14:25 @ evilmj Well, are you? I mean, really, what makes a Harry Potter expert? Is there an institute giving degrees in Potterology? #
• 14:26 @ realjohngreen You may manage to get me to like this game yet. Perhaps I might even see an MLS game some time. #
• 14:27 I'm watching an athletic event on television. Willingly. What's wrong with me? #
• 14:32 @ evilmj But Canada isn't real. I vote for Scotland. Find a castle there or something. #
• 14:47 @ evilmj I claimed that Canada isn't real. I did not make any assertions about its existence--which it clearly does. #
• 14:47 @ tumeimatumenema That makes it worse, actually. #
• 14:48 These Spaniards and their hair. It's hilarious. #
• 14:49 DENIED BY A FOOT. FFFFFFUUUUUU! #
• 14:50 @ evilmj Unfortunately, that means that we've got to get work permits for the UK. I know nothing about immigration. #
• 14:52 American foreign policy: kick the rest of the world in the balls, blame someone else. #
• 14:54 @ evilmj Not if we're charging. I'm pretty sure the authorities want to see papers. Also, Daily Mail readers scare me. #
• 14:57 THAT WAS ENTIRELY TOO CLOSE. TOO CLOSE. Hup, dammit! Hup! #
• 14:58 @ evilmj I seem to have lost the Doctor's number. You'll have to call him. #
• 15:00 @ tumeimatumenema Of course you are. It's okay. #
• 15:01 They see me tweetin'. They hatin'. And rollin' their eyes trying to catch me using more than 140 characters. #
• 15:08 @ tumeimatumenema That's been the story of the whole game for both sides, hasn't it? #
• 15:09 @ manuelj Well yeah, they were once part of the Spanish Hapsburg empire. #
• 15:10 NOOOOOOO! #
• 15:13 @ tumeimatumenema Or a heart attack. Several of them. #
• 15:14 Hey, Twitter! Does anyone else think we need more vuvuzelas in our sports? #
• 15:21 @ tumeimatumenema I knew that much. Any more often than that, and the riots would become actual wars. #
• 15:28 RT @ms_sonya After leaving Simple Feast and driving home, I cannot help but feel we as a culture are doing something wrong. #
• 15:31 DENIED! #
• 15:33 @ tumeimatumenema I think I'm beginning to understand why the rest of the world raves about this game. #
• 15:36 @ tumeimatumenema Well, we've got a problem: the good players go to Mexico or Europe. #
• 15:37 Okay, I think heart just skipped a beat there. #
• 15:37 @ evilmj 0-0, 102'. #
• 15:41 @ evilmj You may never get to your homework. #
• 15:41 @ nlfrederick No, Spain needs to be nowhere near the net. Hup Holland Hup! #
• 15:43 @ evilmj That's the spirit! More booze! #
• 15:44 @ nlfrederick Fair enough, but I had to get a dig in. #
• 15:44 Man, I await the fail whale when someone scores. #
• 15:48 @ evilmj You're in Ireland? STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER AND BELLY UP TO THE BAR, LASSIE! #
• 15:51 @ evilmj I'm just shocked that you're in Ireland and not drinking. #
• 15:56 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! #
• 15:58 @ evilmj In what universe is that "good"? #
• 16:02 It's over. #esp wins. Dammit. #
• 16:02 GG, #esp. GG. #
• 16:14 @ tumeimatumenema No, no I can't. I doff my cap to Paul. #
• 17:25 I'm at Kroger (950 East Sandy Lake Road, N MacArthur Blvd, Coppell). 4sq.com/7adCdv #
• 18:41 #roflcoptour! (@ The Prophet Bar w/ 2 others) 4sq.com/84kc1n #
• 19:06 Smaller venue than last show, and yeah, I've bought something from @laurenmyrtle and All Caps. #roflcoptour #
• 21:47 I never thought I'd hear a guy sing a slash love song. #
• 23:02 #roflcoptour was awesome. My only complaint is that it needed more ALL CAPS. Seriously, they're more awesome live. #
• 23:03 @ RestlessZombie Trust me, while the show was awesome, I'd trade places with you in an instant. Houston >>> Dallas, IMO. #

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