What? Who am I? Who are you? STOP YELLING AT ME!!!
It's 6:26am.
"Why Jess, what are you doing up so early?!"
You mean, why am I still awake?
Oh yes, I got maybe an hour of sleep last night. I am so fucking tired. Let's see, first I am working two weeks in a row with only one day off, all of them are 10 hour days.
"Oh Jess, that's nothing. I have to work..."
I WASN'T FINISHED! So, as I was saying, before your insight thoughts RUDELY interrupted me, this is all fine and good, however, the first day of this stretch of hell, my knee swelled up. I mean, it is huge! And boy, oh boy, does it hurt!
"Wow, Jess, what did you do to it?"
Wish I knew, my friends, I wish I knew. It just swells sometimes. Not only that, in 2 weeks, I'm going to Vegas.
"Oh my, how fun! Aren't you excited?!"
I AM NOT FINISHED! Christ, stop interrupting me. You see, with a swollen knee, vegas will suck. Plus, I just want some time off to sit on my ass before school begins. And my parents will undoubtingly get in a fight or two, and that just isn't what I want to hear. Really. I don't. Luckily, Anthony has been wonderful about the whole thing and it just makes me fall in love with him even more! I can't believe how awesome he is sometimes. Last night we went on a date and it is just what I needed.
Great, I think I forgot to lock the truck last night because I AM SO FUCKING TIRED and my dad probably found the two bottles of soda I had in the truck, and lordy lord knows we can't have TWO BOTTLES OF SODA in the truck! Godd lord, what was I thinking!? Better go do some hail marys for that. Plus, he slammed the truck door so hard that while I was in my one hour of blessful sleep. And knowing I left the truck unlocked, it threw me into an anxiety attack.
Yeah, thats right PITY ME!
I don't even know why I put "friends" up there. Only Laura will read this.
"Why Jess, what are you doing up so early?!"
You mean, why am I still awake?
Oh yes, I got maybe an hour of sleep last night. I am so fucking tired. Let's see, first I am working two weeks in a row with only one day off, all of them are 10 hour days.
"Oh Jess, that's nothing. I have to work..."
I WASN'T FINISHED! So, as I was saying, before your insight thoughts RUDELY interrupted me, this is all fine and good, however, the first day of this stretch of hell, my knee swelled up. I mean, it is huge! And boy, oh boy, does it hurt!
"Wow, Jess, what did you do to it?"
Wish I knew, my friends, I wish I knew. It just swells sometimes. Not only that, in 2 weeks, I'm going to Vegas.
"Oh my, how fun! Aren't you excited?!"
I AM NOT FINISHED! Christ, stop interrupting me. You see, with a swollen knee, vegas will suck. Plus, I just want some time off to sit on my ass before school begins. And my parents will undoubtingly get in a fight or two, and that just isn't what I want to hear. Really. I don't. Luckily, Anthony has been wonderful about the whole thing and it just makes me fall in love with him even more! I can't believe how awesome he is sometimes. Last night we went on a date and it is just what I needed.
Great, I think I forgot to lock the truck last night because I AM SO FUCKING TIRED and my dad probably found the two bottles of soda I had in the truck, and lordy lord knows we can't have TWO BOTTLES OF SODA in the truck! Godd lord, what was I thinking!? Better go do some hail marys for that. Plus, he slammed the truck door so hard that while I was in my one hour of blessful sleep. And knowing I left the truck unlocked, it threw me into an anxiety attack.
Yeah, thats right PITY ME!
I don't even know why I put "friends" up there. Only Laura will read this.