Back at the Cremerie
So I'm working at LaCremerie again. Today was awful. It was raining so hard that the rain was hitting the windows straight on. My sign floated down the street, and the water blew the rug up from under the door... Also, I had 5 buckets behind me catching water because the ceiling was leaking so badly. I was constantly being hit on the head with these nasty yellow water droplets from the gross moldy ceiling. (So why am I working here you ask??) Because I hate CVS and everything it stands for. Plus, with my tips I get paid more hourly and I don't have to work until 11 at night.
This crazy lady came in today, she was really weird. She came in once, threw her arms up in the air, held one of them there and said "do you have yogurt?" "No," I replied and she turned around with her arm still up and stomped out. She came back about 2 hours later and asked again if I had yogurt (like I would magically have it then) again "No" was my response. She looked at the ice cream and said "I want some chocolate." "Ok," I said "in one of these three or a cup" (referring to the cones) "No!! I just want to try it!" So I gave her a taster spoon and she stuck it all in her mouth then threw the spoon in the trash. She looked at me and said "Is this ice cream fresh?" (Um... can it not be?? I’m confused) I said "Yes, it hasn't melted so I would say it's fresh." "What are the ingredients in it?" (Thank goodness *or not* that there weren't any other customers at the time) So I go to the back to check to see if we have an ingredients list, which we don't and come out and tell her so. While I was in the back she had grabbed a muffin and started eating it. She was chomping away, threw it in the trash the said, "Well maybe they're on the tub itself" I know that they aren't, since I’ve been handling these things for 2 years but pull one out and show her that there are no ingredients. She stops on a packing label and says "Georgia! It came from Georgia! So it's not fresh. It has preservatives in it" Yeah I guess it does, but it's ice-cream, it's frozen, do you need preservatives? So she's looking around and grabs these new NATURALS COOKIES. She said " Well these say natural on them" then she throws her right arm up in the air, puts the cookie on her wrist with her left hand, then swoops it down to her waist. "No" she says "It isn't responding to my muscles properly" (WTF?!?) She grabs another cookie and does the same thing. She looks at me again and says "My muscles aren't responding positively to this" then smiles a really freaky smile. Thank goodness someone came in at this point. I eagerly helped them and the continued the arm thing, grabbed the muffin out of the trash, started eating it again then finally left. What a weirdo.
I have nothing left to say.
*Ashley