For Skeller- I am afraid that it sucks and it's not what you wanted, but for you all the same!

[photoclerk]

“Now, I'd like for you to take a moment and think about what your next words are going to be. People in your position tend to say the same fucking things to me and I'm thoroughly sick of hearing the useless shit that comes out of your mouths, because let me assure you, these ARE the last words you will ever say, and I'd really rather not hear you

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[photoclerk]

I CAN'T DO MORE!
Like, really. I suck at writing. This was the absolute limit my brain would write. YOU are more than welcome to help though. : P

[photoclerk]

MY EGO. YOU DO NOT SOOTHE IT.
Porn would soothe it though. Porn is awesome. >_> SO would more Maillard Reaction to read when I get home from work. <3

[photoclerk]

*grin* Alright, totally soothed.
Hmm...
Biting,
tied up,
desperate, begging, needy desire,
rimming,
.......aaaand I don't know.... something filthy.

[photoclerk]

WHAT IS THIS EVEN
I FORGOT
OH MY GOODNESS SO EXCITED

[photoclerk]

HOLY BALLS WHAT??!!1!
AAAAAAAAH SEVENTY PAAAAARTS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[photoclerk]

I ALSO HAVE A THING FOR BLACK LEATHER GLOVES
>_>

[photoclerk]

*snortgiggle* I just thought of Arthur/Eames playing candyland and then somehow filthy filthy sec happens. <3 Oh my brain. How do I ever get anything actually useful out of you? You are so full of porn.