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[photoclerk]

So you guys, I just made awesome dinner. You know what all meat (chicken in this case) needs? More mushrooms and onions and garlic and butter. That's fucking what. Also, Sumatra blend coffee with sugar, asparagus (also cooked in butter because, HELLO NURSE) and delicious short grain rice of the ACTUALLY FROM ASIA kind, (Thailand, I'm pretty sure

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[photoclerk]

I know right? I can't come up with what the guy would say. I think it would just cut off there, with a pan out and around a corner where you hear mumbling and a shot and then the villain comes around the corner, holstering his gun and scowling. He says "fuckin' all the same" and walks out of the building.

[photoclerk]

YOU GET IT!
<3
You only know him as the villain in the beginning, but really he's the one you end up rooting for. Him and his totally whacked sense of justice and brutal way of dealing with problems.

[photoclerk]

OKAY! Now I am thinking about this guy whom I am naming George meeting and planning on having to kill RDJ as Sherlock and then letting him go but continuing to catch him from time to time to alleviate his boredom. Yes, that's right. George is good enough/lucky enough to catch Sherlock multiple times. (or maybe Sherlock just likes being caught)

[photoclerk]

SO I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD WRITE THIS FOR REALSIES. ALSO I AM ON SKYPE IF YOU NEEEED ME.

[photoclerk]

I FAIL AT REAL WRITING AND I COULD NEVER WRITE SHERLOCK AS WELL AS YOU COULD!!! *pets* I can't keep things cohesive long enough to get the story out the way I want. Also, I would need to add in Sherlock/Watson porn at some point, and fuck me if I wouldn't rather read your version of that. Unf.

[photoclerk]

I HATE FIVE TIMES FIC GENERALLY BUT YOU WRITING ME PORN IS ALMOST CONVINCING ME. I WILL MAYBE TRY OKAY. NO PROMISES. I FAIL AT THINGS.

[photoclerk]

I. can. not. stop. laughing.
*dies*
Also, jeebus. Custom made porn? Really? I might be in love.

[photoclerk]

*whimper* alright. fucking fine.
*gets to writing*