Pop culture driven jokes and other tragedies
So my friends and enemies life lately has been looking up.
I hate that saying “Life is looking up” what, does life usually have scoliosis or something?
From now I’m just going to say “Life has been void of scoliosis lately.”
I saw the vagina monologues tonight which was an experience. And while I was sitting there I thought “Wow, this play is changing my life. After this, things are going to change. I’m going to have to live in a plastic house and never invite anyone in…ever.”
Casey though “Vagina Monologues” was the name of the playwright.
I heart Rachel, but I hate those effing ranch almonds that she’s addicted to.
I got a new job; I switch jobs more than Madonna switches husbands!... My lack of pop culture driven jokes would not make me a good candidate for a gay man.
Apparently the fire was by Parker’s house today, which is frightening, but I wasn’t horribly worried because I knew Chris would be outside fending off the flames with his Viking axe.
Six Flags on Saturday with Rachel will be fun, I’m quite excited, except for the fact that I’m a ninny and probably going to kill Rachel but my excessive jumping on to her out of fright…then Rachel’s life wont be so void of scoliosis, nor will mine when she stabs me.
Question of the day
What saying do you hate? For example, I hate “Life is looking up” and “paying through the nose.
Thats all.
I hate that saying “Life is looking up” what, does life usually have scoliosis or something?
From now I’m just going to say “Life has been void of scoliosis lately.”
I saw the vagina monologues tonight which was an experience. And while I was sitting there I thought “Wow, this play is changing my life. After this, things are going to change. I’m going to have to live in a plastic house and never invite anyone in…ever.”
Casey though “Vagina Monologues” was the name of the playwright.
I heart Rachel, but I hate those effing ranch almonds that she’s addicted to.
I got a new job; I switch jobs more than Madonna switches husbands!... My lack of pop culture driven jokes would not make me a good candidate for a gay man.
Apparently the fire was by Parker’s house today, which is frightening, but I wasn’t horribly worried because I knew Chris would be outside fending off the flames with his Viking axe.
Six Flags on Saturday with Rachel will be fun, I’m quite excited, except for the fact that I’m a ninny and probably going to kill Rachel but my excessive jumping on to her out of fright…then Rachel’s life wont be so void of scoliosis, nor will mine when she stabs me.
Question of the day
What saying do you hate? For example, I hate “Life is looking up” and “paying through the nose.
Thats all.