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This is me updating once again...yes me update.. it is possible.
So today was a very weird day. I slept until like, oh....7:45 am this morning....and i realized that i wuz late for skool..kinda...and my mom wuz asleep...so my sister came in and told me this...i said ok...and then i layed back down to sleep some more. fuk that...if karli gets to stay home cuz she is sick...then why can't i...right???? hmmm. yea...so then my mom knocks on the door and asks me if im up...i said.."kinda" then i asked her if i couls stay home...she said..."sure" the only reason she said yes..wuz cuz i had to go and...talk....attorney...matt atkins...bomb....gun....talk....reporter...court... fuk that shit the fiery pits of some volcano...
ok...so now...i am at my aunts house with mike...(duh)...and i am typin...on the computer...as he watches me type. wut fun for him. lol. like i give a rats ass.
So...yesterday...i did about nothin...it totally suckes ass. My highlight of the day, wuz eating chinese food. FUKIN RIGHT... GO CHINESE FOOD!!!!!!! Let's just say that my mom doesnt think people from a different country should be workin in AMerica...if they cant speak ENGLISH.. yes..my mom kinda yelled at the chinese lady at the counter..
My mom says: "is the buffet still open?"
Chinese lady responds: "ok..*nods head*..you buffet"
Mom: "no...is the...BUFFET...still open?"
Chinese: "ok...*nods head again*...buffet"
Mom: "can we just get the chicken #3?"
Chinese: "you get moui?"
Mom: "can we...get...the...chicken?"
Chinese: "no buffet?"
Mom: "ill just cirle the damn thing!" *grabs pen and circles the meal*
(side note) we also know that the chinese lady, cant read cursive...she looked so confused!! Confucious say: you fuked in head chinese lady
Yea...my mom wuznt that happy bout that whole deal. I did however had to disapoint my mother by telling her that all of the things we use are made in china. I showed her this by pickin up the fork, and turning it over.
REASONS YOU SHOULD EAT AT A CHINESE PLACE
1) Great food (dont worry, they also have an American menu)
2) You get to learn how the cavemen talked "you want pesi...yes? "translation: would you like a pepsi with that?"
3) You get to learn about the AMAZING "fortune cookie"
4) You get to hear funny americans fight with the chinese counter person
REASONS NOT TO GO
1) you look very funny ordering a meal, and not knowing how to say the name of it
2) Lookin at the meal...not so great
BUT IT WAS SO FUN!!!!!!
then we had to deal with the fukin lady messin up the order...how fun that wuz. heheh...sigh =_=
ME: "yea..thats not right..."
Chinese lady: "ok" *stands there*
sigh...i luv it though...
**Tanner**
So today was a very weird day. I slept until like, oh....7:45 am this morning....and i realized that i wuz late for skool..kinda...and my mom wuz asleep...so my sister came in and told me this...i said ok...and then i layed back down to sleep some more. fuk that...if karli gets to stay home cuz she is sick...then why can't i...right???? hmmm. yea...so then my mom knocks on the door and asks me if im up...i said.."kinda" then i asked her if i couls stay home...she said..."sure" the only reason she said yes..wuz cuz i had to go and...talk....attorney...matt atkins...bomb....gun....talk....reporter...court... fuk that shit the fiery pits of some volcano...
ok...so now...i am at my aunts house with mike...(duh)...and i am typin...on the computer...as he watches me type. wut fun for him. lol. like i give a rats ass.
So...yesterday...i did about nothin...it totally suckes ass. My highlight of the day, wuz eating chinese food. FUKIN RIGHT... GO CHINESE FOOD!!!!!!! Let's just say that my mom doesnt think people from a different country should be workin in AMerica...if they cant speak ENGLISH.. yes..my mom kinda yelled at the chinese lady at the counter..
My mom says: "is the buffet still open?"
Chinese lady responds: "ok..*nods head*..you buffet"
Mom: "no...is the...BUFFET...still open?"
Chinese: "ok...*nods head again*...buffet"
Mom: "can we just get the chicken #3?"
Chinese: "you get moui?"
Mom: "can we...get...the...chicken?"
Chinese: "no buffet?"
Mom: "ill just cirle the damn thing!" *grabs pen and circles the meal*
(side note) we also know that the chinese lady, cant read cursive...she looked so confused!! Confucious say: you fuked in head chinese lady
Yea...my mom wuznt that happy bout that whole deal. I did however had to disapoint my mother by telling her that all of the things we use are made in china. I showed her this by pickin up the fork, and turning it over.
REASONS YOU SHOULD EAT AT A CHINESE PLACE
1) Great food (dont worry, they also have an American menu)
2) You get to learn how the cavemen talked "you want pesi...yes? "translation: would you like a pepsi with that?"
3) You get to learn about the AMAZING "fortune cookie"
4) You get to hear funny americans fight with the chinese counter person
REASONS NOT TO GO
1) you look very funny ordering a meal, and not knowing how to say the name of it
2) Lookin at the meal...not so great
BUT IT WAS SO FUN!!!!!!
then we had to deal with the fukin lady messin up the order...how fun that wuz. heheh...sigh =_=
ME: "yea..thats not right..."
Chinese lady: "ok" *stands there*
sigh...i luv it though...
**Tanner**