Here's to BO

Dec 06, 2007 08:50

The beliefs of the Vietnamese:

Ice makes one really sick, not because of germs in the water but because the cold contrasts with the hot weather and your throat freaks out and gets sore and sick.

If you are sick, the sun makes you worse.

If you pee more than three times a day you will wear out your kidneys.

If you poop more than once a week you will wear out your intestines.

Cars are safer than boats.

The Vietnamese must be right because they're mothers told them it was true.

...Well...I'd say Americans are fucked
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