Ay, ganda. [Mommy Edition, Part II]
I came into my mom's room to rest my eyes from the computer. Naka-hilata siya, so humilata rin ako.
ma: Tingnan mo nga yung nagpadala sakin ng photos sa email.
me: Mamaya, sige.
ma: Didn't I tell you about "Shrek"? Alam mo yun, excited siya when I told him that I had a 24 year-old daughter. Sabi niya he has a feeling mas maganda ka raw saakin.
me: Really? *getting slightly interested* Ilang taon?
ma: Tingnan mo yung pictures ng bahay niya.
me: Ilang taon?
ma: Single pa siya! Gusto sana ni Claire, kaso dorky daw.
me: I kinda like dorky!
ma: Really? O yun! Matalino pa yun. Masarap kausap. Saka author!
me: Ilang taon?
ma: Tingnan mo yung pictures ng bahay niya. Ang description nga ni Tita Nancy, parang bahay ni Beast sa Beauty and the Beast.
me: ILANG TAOOOOOON?!
ma: Tingnan mo nga muna! *natatawa na*
me: WAAAAH MATANDA NA YAN NO?!!! 60 ba yan?
ma: Di pa naman.
me: di PA NAMAN??? Waaaah! Why are you pimping me oooooout sa lolo????
ma: *tawa tawa* Okay naman siya eh.
me: May itsura ba yan?
ma: Maganda bahay.
me: MAAAAAA! ANO BAAAA!
ma: Bakit? Single naman ah.
me: Ilang taon??
ma: Below 55.
me: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT? ANO BA! Ayoko! AYOKOOOOO!
ma: He knows how to play the piano! Bach pa!
me: NONONONONONONONONO bakit mo ko nirereto sa matanda?! Is his intelligence enough to mask his kapangitan?
ma: Hindi naman panget eh. Parang Ugly Betty lang na level.
me: EH BAKIT SHREK TAWAG MO SA KANYA? SAKA BAKIT PARANG BAHAY NI BEAST BAHAY NIYA? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Actually, mahaba pa 'to, pero you get the gist of the comedy.
Hay, mommy.