*headdesk*
So, it seems I may be fired from my job. Why, you ask? Well... basically, I popped a boner in a meeting. Seeing as I'm NOT in junior high, I stupidly neglected to either bring along a pile of textbooks or hold them in front of the offending bulge in my pants. So some girl saw it, apparently says I flexed it at her (I shifted around a little cause I wasn't exactly comfortable, other than that I've got NO idea what she's talking about), and reported me to HR so I may be dealing with sexual harassment... cause, you know, her staring at my crotch isn't her harassing me. I don't know if I'm actually fired or not because, while I did get a quick consequenceless lecture from some boss-type (a guy, who happened to understand it's something of an involuntary reflex), this mention of flexing has only appeared as a rumor since then, so there may be an entirely different reprimand coming tomorrow morning. Stupid thrice-damned showy khakis! DX