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The Twelve Days of Christmas
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Day #Who?What they got you1sti_heart_starsA key to the playboy mansion2ndregentlionA world-reknowned sexual teacher3rdjournlynnea tube of strawberry-flavoured lube, laced with epoxy4thsingingchefpubic dandruff shampoo5thi_heart_starsa fishnet body stocking6thdextrometha box of 'wacky' cuban cigars7thsingingchefa keg of lube8thregentlionA blog for all of your sexual writings9thsingingchefA creepy sexual poem that they wrote in 2nd person narration10thstatusA few Gigs of Porn11thjournlynneA booklet of sexual favors coupons12thshortnskippy86a penis pump ... WITH A SEVERED PENIS STILL INSIDETake this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )