Drip, drip, drop.

[phoninginsick]

My new favorite thing to do when I'm alone: reading a book in the bath with a few candles lit for a more sensuous atmosphere. Am I right? ;)

Comments

[anonymous]

That does sound like a nice atmosphere...try not to rip off a loud fart. It ruins the mood.

Go figure out who wrote this comment too.

yup...your brother, but not the doctor.

[phoninginsick]

why doesn't anyone sign into their accounts anymore? sheesh!

I can't believe it took you so long to figure out the book-bath connection

[mmmelp00]

You were homeschooled by the famed-yet-anonymous gentlewoman who made reading in a bathtub an art, after all!

Re: I can't believe it took you so long to figure out the book-bath connection

[mmmelp00]

P.S. I am slightly skeeved by your use of the word "sensuous" but now that you've used it, I think you're ready for Lauren Willig's book The Secret History of the Pink Carnation, which has some sensual parts that, before this posting, I had been afraid to allow you to read. Where has my little innocent sister gone?!

[anonymous]

If any flatus escapes, do NOT try to pop the bubble with your nose--that is considered perverted.