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tonight, while lying in bed masturbating to christian programming, i had a revelation. the christian religion will never gain a firm hold on the god damn sinning heathens that populate this country for one simple, obvious reason: their god damn entertainment fucking sucks. the television shows are boring as hell (and, christ, seriously, they could at least hire an attractive lunatic to preach on camera,) the music is garbage, the cartoons are..uninspiring, and good lord, their infomercials aren't even ironically funny. they make me cringe. i've never seen or heard or read anything relating to the "christian" genre that was genuinly INTERESTING and/or ENTERTAINING. GOD GAVE THE PEOPLE THE WILL TO CHOOSE AND THEY CHOSE TO THE SIN OF GOOD* ENTERTAINMENT.
my second revelation came about five minutes later when i realized it's impossible to complete business with that shit on the tv.
*this, of course, is subjective. fortunately, if you find anything in the "christian" genre genuinly INTERESTING and/or ENTERTAINING, you're going to hell. god told me so last night. that tricky old bastard.
my second revelation came about five minutes later when i realized it's impossible to complete business with that shit on the tv.
*this, of course, is subjective. fortunately, if you find anything in the "christian" genre genuinly INTERESTING and/or ENTERTAINING, you're going to hell. god told me so last night. that tricky old bastard.