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Well, here's what I did today. I got up at the asscrack of dawn, took a shit, and rubbed one off (not necessarily in that order). Went to work, taught some shit online, had breakfast at BP, talked some shit with my co-workers about how lazy my other co-workers are (to feel better about myself), lost my keys, then had lunch with 'Leesha (she ROCKS!). Then I went back to the office, took another shit, found my keys, then called the co-workers I talked shit about before lunch and talked some shit to them about how lazy the co-workers are that I had talked to about them earlier in the day. Figgered I'd keep the playing field level, y'know, and keep myself lookin' like I actually do work, even though I just sit around and talk shit all day. Then I left the office early, went home, rubbed another one off, talked some shit online, and now here I am writing about my boring, uneventful day, and all the stupid shit I did that no one really cares about, because I have absolutely no life and because I live every moment of my ridiculous life to the tick of the system clock on my computer. Now, if you don't mind, I am going to go back on to the web to look up some new racist jokes and read livejournals for people I don't talk to anymore because I'm a loser and I get my rocks off on reading about their boring lives too. If you have a problem with this, please please please... write about it in my live journal, because picking up the phone and calling me is soooo 2001, and I will get the message much quicker if you just write about it here, because I have to run right home and check my nolife-journal 15 times a day. Otherwise, I will make sure I post an update sometime in the next few hours to let you all know how my evening is going. Current mood: accomplished.
Have a great day!
Have a great day!