Now I`m aimin' for heaven, but prob'ly wind up down in hell...
Happy St. Patty's! I'm a quarter Irish and I act like it's my fucking birthday every year. I love this holiday. I don't particularly like green and this will probably be the first St. Patty's I've ever had a drink on, but it kicks ass just the same. Here's to hopin' your St. Patty's is filled with plenty of Guinness, Flogging Molly, green, Hearts, stars and horseshoes! Clovers and blue moons! Pots of gold and rainbows! And the red balloons! Dropkick Murphys, more green and luck.
I guarantee that joke has never been made in the history of St. Patrick's Day EVER!
I guarantee that joke has never been made in the history of St. Patrick's Day EVER!