Impenetrable fortress of chlorophyll and the right poking eye effect
I don't spend a particularly large amount of time looking at statistics, but every once in a while I like to indulge myself in a game of Search Term Roulette, in which I flip through to see what strange things people have searched to find my sites. The winner of this round is "impenetrable fortress of chlorophyll" followed by "poke someone right in the eye" and "right poking eye effect". Also, I am really sorry to the person who got to my site by searching "do you have to attend college to be a snake handler?" because I'm pretty sure I never actually answer that question.