Open Letter #880

[phoenixredux]

Dear Caribou Coffee;

Thanks so much for making such a delicious coffee concoction as the Turtle Mocha Latte. I wouldn't have made it through the afternoon at work without your chemical contribution. I don't know where American workplace productivity would be without caffeine, but I suspect we'd be ranked down near Malawi in terms of overall GDP. The only thing hotter than your coffee is your clientelle.

Sincerely,
PhoenixRedux