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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I helped Triggur beat up a punk kid (8 points). Last Friday I bought porn for Triggur (-10 points). Last Monday I helped Triggur hide a body (-173 points). In October I got in line at the supermarket and punched a fat woman for talking shit(-8 points). Last month I did lines on Triggur's X-Box (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-195 points). For Christmas I deserve a brick of chronic!
Sincerely,
phoenixphantasma