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HEADLINE NEWS EVERYONE..... PRESIDENT SAYS TERRORIST MUST STOP DOING THIS "SHIT"
In breaking news to today, George Bush said the word "shit" when referring to the actions of a terrorist group. This shocked and appalled people around the world.....
"I think its horrible that the PRESIDENT OF THE U.S. said the S. word, said on liberal democrat that we got from a IHATEBUSH site." apparently, she's not alone... CNN went to several top anti-bush authorities and asked what they thought.......
"Well, i think that its horrible that the president had to refer to such crude launguage to describe terrorist actions" Said one Liberal Commie " It's degrading to the terrorist, and possible harming to their mental well being. What they do is not "shit" it is a well structured thought process. They kill inoccent civilans and children, along with rape 70% of the female population in a given middle eastren country. It appalls me that Bush would even THINK about degrading what they do by calling it "shit"."
When questioned about the incident, the Republican party did not awnser due to the large gag the liberal press had put on them.
However, Dick Cheney did comment, saying in affect..." I don't give a fuck what the fucking world thinks about how we describe the fucking terrorist actions. They're a bunch of shitheads that fucking kill little kids, and don't give a fuck about anyone else. Personally, i agree with the president that they need to stop all this DAMN MOTHER FUCKING BULLSHIT THAT THEY PULL OUT OF THEIR ASSES!!!!"
God Bless You Dick,
Jane "Whatever the fuck her last name is"
CNN