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...and musings on funny things in life
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought her back..
If vodka were water and i was a duck, i'd swim to the bottom and never come up. but vodka's not water, and i'm not a duck, so pass me the bottle and shut the fuck up
Love is amazing.... You find it in people you least expect, And see it in people you often reject. How often do you find love when youre not looking for some? But you know youve found it when your knees turn numb. Love is something some people try to ignore, They are afraid of loving and what it opens their heart for. Love is something some people try to find, But when they find something close, it gets fooled by their mind. Love must be a coincidence, or an unexpected event, A surprise in its happenings, and heaven sent. You must not rush it or plan the road you wish it to lead, Let the feeling take its course, and any way it need.
Youll know when the feelings there, and when its completely right, From there on, just let that feeling go, and take you to an unreachable height...
If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?
If one sychronized swimmer drowns do the rest all have to drown too?
~ The statement below is false.
The statement above is true.
Which statment is correct?
Crazy is a relative term in my family
Life in a vacuum sucks
Murphy's Laws
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Every solution breeds new problems..
If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then..
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
...and musings on funny things in life
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought her back..
If vodka were water and i was a duck, i'd swim to the bottom and never come up. but vodka's not water, and i'm not a duck, so pass me the bottle and shut the fuck up
Love is amazing.... You find it in people you least expect, And see it in people you often reject. How often do you find love when youre not looking for some? But you know youve found it when your knees turn numb. Love is something some people try to ignore, They are afraid of loving and what it opens their heart for. Love is something some people try to find, But when they find something close, it gets fooled by their mind. Love must be a coincidence, or an unexpected event, A surprise in its happenings, and heaven sent. You must not rush it or plan the road you wish it to lead, Let the feeling take its course, and any way it need.
Youll know when the feelings there, and when its completely right, From there on, just let that feeling go, and take you to an unreachable height...
If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?
If one sychronized swimmer drowns do the rest all have to drown too?
~ The statement below is false.
The statement above is true.
Which statment is correct?
Crazy is a relative term in my family
Life in a vacuum sucks
Murphy's Laws
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Every solution breeds new problems..
If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then..
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.