DICKS
GROUP CHAT ( XOXO EXO )
*you have a group conference invitation*
ChenChen: What if our superpowers does thing on our dick, imagine Baekhyun having a shinny dick , SPARKLING HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ಥ‿ಥ
Chanyolo92: my dick would be grilled. . .(இ⌓இ๑) why all of sudden you're asking about this?
ChenChen: medium rare, yummm. ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯
ChenChen: idk im so bored we're having a break in Immortal Song rn
FunintheWu: you guys are so weird but and where did you guys got that emojis.. I did laughed imagining Baekhyun's sparkling dick (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Masturbaek: imagine people getting electrified when they do hand jobs for you
ChenChen: LMAO THAT COULD BE FUN ❤❤❤❤❤❤
Masturbaek: wait let me think, Junmyun's hyung will be forever lubricated then he won't need the lube ((((゜д゜;))))
Chanyolo92: OMFG SO TRUE That might be the best superpower ever, saving up money for the lube rather than being grilled :< so jealous with hyung ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶
Sehunhyung: excuse me Wufan hyung's dick too, he could be hard all the time because it's flying up (❀ฺ´∀`❀ฺ)
ChenChen: oh yes no need for foreplay.
KimMinseok: does that means my dick will be cold cause no one would love a cold icy dick （ ＴДＴ）
Lulu90: except me (⊃ ´ω`)⊃♥⊂(´ω` ⊂)
ChenChen: get a room pls, hey but Luhan ge's power might be awesome, you can control the thrust speed of your dick or something?
Chanyolo92: how about Zitao? does that means he could control the time when he wants to cum or not HAHAHA but it's sort of useless!! (╥_╥)
EXOBoss91: then how about Jongin… that would be weird like his dick could moves all over the place or something ＼(＾∀＾）
Masturbaek: that makes him able to be a flexible slut he is, maybe he can sensed it when someone is in need and his dick would travel to those in horniness. ∩(︶▽︶)∩
Jongin_XOXO : you guys are sick ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐
ChenChen : it would be useful since you always ogling over Sehun and Joonmyeon and Kyungsoo, don't deny it. Wait so what could Sehun's dick doing?
Chanyolo92 : maybe it rolls like a tornado LMAO OMFG ʘ‿ʘ
ChenChen : dickslapping people in full speed!!! ╰⋃╯ლ(´ڡ`ლ)
BigDaddyKris: Kyungsoo's dick would be destructive like it could lifts up Seoul Tower or something.
HotChocolate12 : hyung… why are you following their game…彡┻━┻ (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
ChenChen: ew why are you changing your username-
Masturbaek: you could enter Ripley's Believe it or Not as the strongest dick in world record! Hey at least not as useless as Chanyeol's dick.
Chanyolo92: why are you bringing my dick even, your dick could make people goes blind no one wants to suck that off (~￣▽￣)~
KimMinseok: i feel like we're missing something has anyone is on the list?
ChenChen: i didn't put Yixing on this conference chat. He's too pure for this talk. I can't say things like HEY YIXING HYUNG YOUR DICK COULD HEAL THE WORLD. (-＿- )ノ
ExoBoss91: that was very nice of you Jongdae, 10 points for EXO-M
ChenChen: Where's Zitao too (・_・)
BigDaddyKris: he needs subtitles for anything that you guys said it's okay he thought that we're talking about food (◕‿◕✿)