Filthy Guardian.
Filthy Guardian.
Joonmyeon/Sehun (additional of girl!Baekhyun and gay!Xiuhan) and the rest of EXO being straight.
Kim Joonmyeon is 22 years old, soon to be graduated college-man who majors in Economy. His record is clean, he doesn’t smoke, do drugs, or addicted with alcohol, and he was never intended to be bad at once, it’s just the way he lives, he never forces himself because he’s not those type who’d enjoy such things even though most people around him were living their college life in a wild and free lifestyle. He’s not affected at all though he’s still befriended with all of them.
There’s Baekha, Minseok, Luhan, and Wufan who are always there for him. They’ve been friends since high school, going to the same uni (but different major) but still hanging out together when they have a similar schedules after class or during the weekend, where they usually went to the party or clubbing (Where Joonmyeon’s task is to be the one who taking care of them like a guardian in case something bad happened)
He hates partying, he dislikes the loud and banging music, he’s more into music like Maroon 5 that he finds more romantic and sensible rather than the David Guetta songs that are blasting up on the dance floor. But he loves his friends more than everything, and like it or not, he always joins them in every chances, telling off Minseok in case he was ordering too many drinks when he’s tipsy because he’s not really that rich for that and he needs to use the cash for Luhan’s birthday gift, when Baekha is drunk enough to flirt with an ugly boys, Joonmyeon would be the first who warned her, or when Wufan almost doing a blowjob action to a guy in the dance floor while Luhan almost strips all of his clothes at the pole in the club, he needs to be the one in rescue for that sort of thing. It’s his job that makes him needs to go to the club, instead of having fun or dancing.
Until one night there’s someone who capture him in a different light that he has never experienced before, he isn’t sure why, the boy is just shining for him, between all the crowds at the busy dance floor where his most hated David Guetta pieces is playing again. He is dressing in a white vnecks and an Alexander McQueen skulls scarf that wraps freely on his neck with a red blazer and a skinny leather pants, his hair is half shaved in a platinum blonde shades, and Joonmyeon swears that it only takes less than 60 seconds for him to get attracted to the taller boy.
He looks on his surrounding, Minseok and Luhan kissing wildly, Kris trying to grind some tall guy at the corner, and Baekhyun dancing at the pole by herself and being watched by a bunch of guys.
He thinks that it’s time for him to break the rules and escape from the routine. This time he’d just go for it and not caring about the others. The end of Guardian-Joonmyeon.
He grabs 2 shots of tequila, wanting to get tipsy before he started his mission aka to flirt on the cute scarf boy. He headbangs himself through the music as he walks closer when he begins to feel light-headed to the boy’s direction, the boy himself is alone.
“Hi, nice scarf,” Joonmyeon says, waving cutely, sure he doesn’t realize that instead of looking sexy, his smile is just radiating a bundle of joy vibe that earns a chuckles from the oppposite-boy.
“So?” he shortly replies, trying to be cool and disinterested with Joonmyeon, though he should admit that Joonmyeon is cute when he smiles like that.
“It’s cute,”
“Me or the scarf?”
“Of course y-you!” he did some lame thumbs up gesture towards the boy in assurance.
“Cute like some fluffy animals kind of cute or cute enough that you want to fuck me all night long until my legs are sore?” he sounds dareful and Joonmyeon isn’t ready enough on the point of this level of conversation,
“Cute like banging kind of cute~” Joonmyeon pouts his lips, he might be not conscious enough to realize how gross he actually acts like right now,
“My name is Sehun,” the boy says loudly in Joonmyeon’s ear, the closeness between his lips and Joonmyeon’s ear feels electrifying, he whimpers a little due to the effect, Sehun laughs on the reaction, “You seemed to be very sensitive,” he shouted again.
And the next thing that happened, Joonmyeon’s mind went blank.
He wakes up at his apartment, still wearing the clothes from last night. He wonders if that means a good thing if he is still fully clothed, but when he goes to the bathroom, he sees the hint of reddish marks on his neck and chest area.
“You’re awake!” Wufan’s voice pops all of sudden, making Joonmyeon flinched in surprise.
“What time is it now?” he asks, his head is still heavy from last night and he tries to recall any memories about what exactly happened but there’s nothing that comes out in the picture.
“2 PM.”
“What the fuck.”
“I know, we wake up earlier than you, but Minseok and Luhan are still in the room, Baekha is already out for lunch with the dude that has her number from last night,” Wufan casually explains, “And damn, last night was pretty awesome, we’ve never seen you in such forms,”
“What? And what the hell is this,” he points at the reddish marks that appears obvious in the surface of his skin,
“It’s a bruise, you crashed on the table last night, not a hickey for sure.” he grins, “thank God…” Joonmyeon sighs,
“no, just kidding. MIght be the hickey that was left by that blonde guy,”
“WHAT?”
“You guys are smooching like there’s no tomorrow and grinding your body together, and because we thought that he’s making use of you, we drag you off from the club- and you are terribly drunk…”
“WHAT?” he frowns in disappointment, “That means I didn’t scored anything- last night…. Heol…”
“Wait, wait? What was that again? Don’t tell me you’re trying to hit on that boy from last night?! Oh God.. I’m so happy for you!! Finally you’re having an interest with someone!!” Kris joyfully cheers on Joonmyeon.
“But he’s gone anyway,”
“Sorry, I didn’t know that you’re kinda into him, this is rare for you to acting up like this…” Kris bows and apologizes, “You don’t even remember his name at all?”
Joonmyeon closes his eyes and puts his hand on his chin, his usual ‘i’m currently-thinking-pose’.
“Sehun…” he mutters, “Sehun..”
“I think I know Sehun, he’s friends with Chanyeol, if I’m not wrong,”
“The guy that you banged casually,” he side-eyes Wufan.
“Exactly. They’re from Seoul National University,”
“Geeks?”
“I know, but hot geeks,” he adds, “I think I saw the name somewhere on Chanyeol’s instagram, there’s a Sehun tag on it! Let me check it for you,” he opens on his laptop,
“Ew why are you watching cat in a mug videos,” Joonmyeon says as that was the first thing that appears on the laptop.
“It’s adorable, you haven’t see the sneezing cat yet! Or cat wearing santa costumes!” Kris excitedly adds, “Cats are the cutest thing ever!!”
“Whatever,” Joonmyeon deadpans, “Now, where’s the instagram?”
“Here.” Wufan clicks quickly to the website version of instagram, and Joonmyeon was sure that is the same guy that he saw last night, though he was drunk, but his vision about the ‘shine’ that he sees on him is the same with what appears on the screen, a guy (Still in the Alexander McQueen scarfs), looking gorgeous and hot in Joonmyeon’s eyes, “So this is your taste…” Wufan mumbles, “Not bad, but he looks a bit like Luhan, ew- don’t tell me you used to have a crush on- Wait you do!!”
“Shhh it’s only a short phase- And better shut the fuck up unless you want Minseok to know-” he hisses quietly,
“Know about what?” Minseok comes out from the room, together with Luhan, with the obvious sex hair and training pants hanging low on their hips.
“Nothing! Joonmyeon has a crush, by the way!” Wufan blurts, “Wanna see the pic?”
“Sure!” Luhan answers, all of them are now hanging at the living room and eyes are all on the laptop, “He’s handsome!! He looks old though, how old is he?”
“Must be around Chanyeol’s age, he’s definitely younger than Joon,” Wufan adds, “Wonders if he bottoms or tops,” Minseok grins, “What do you guys think?”
“Joonmyeon-ah? Do you even know how to have sex?” Luhan asks casually as if it is normal to asks.
“Um..Why are you guys like this…?”
“We saw it last night okay, you’re totally all over his body, don’t lie, you want to have sex with him right? I wanted to leave you guys alone but Baekha insists that we should save you, so… “
“He’s a total virgin,” Minseok laughs, “Shall we tell him what to do?”
“Shall I just post the whole thing on my blog? It might be a good post? ‘Boy x Boy sex 101 for Dummies’, what do you think?” Wufan sees an idea between the conversation, “You know, you can ask about anything to us,”
Joonmyeon can’t believe this, he basically spends 2 hours talking about sex with all of his close friends, things that he always avoids although he hears about that here and there, especially when Luhan forever casually tells him about how he fucked Minseok (ended with Joonmyeon nags Luhan to shut up because he doesn’t want to know the single details of his private life at all) but then the situation now forces him to learn and listen.
All that he remembers is when Wufan told him that it feels like pooping in reverse when someone stuck their dick inside your butthole and the imagination itself already freaks Joonmyeon out. While Luhan keeps on emphasizing that ‘it’s all about the hips movement, not about the size or the thickness, skills are important’, or Minseok who was demonstrating about the sexy noises that Joonmyeon should practice and how to differentiate the line between sexy and cheap-whore.
He is not sure if the lesson would works once he would face another encounter again with Sehun.
As another brand new weekend is reaching, Joonmyeon preps himself more than usual, he thinks longer about what to wear, he thinks about how he would want his hair to be styled, he thinks about if he should wear a perfume or not, he even brings a condom and lube (just in case, he reassures himself), and sure, he thinks about Sehun a lot, like a lot, like when he’s at the bathroom and jacking himself off. He has never feel like this way before, he felt dirty and wrong, but it feels so good that for once he would forget about the morals and principal of life that he owns.
He steps on the dance floor around 1AM, looking around on every corner of the dance floor for a hint of Sehun. Wufan already promises him that Sehun will be there with Chanyeol, at the usual Two Moons club. He walks at the bartender to order another tequila shots, a hand creeped on his thigh and Joonmyeon flinched because of the touch.
[ random hip hop music blasting ]
“Hey,” Sehun greets, it’s a normal greets yet for Joonmyeon it sounds seductive as hell, “I don’t think I can wait that long anymore,”
No more wishy washy conversation anymore, they left the club soon after Joonmyeon finishes his tequila to the nearest motel that they could find on their walking distance. Joonmyeon doesn’t get himself, the urge to be physically intimate with Sehun, the desire that grows furiously inside his body, the pants that getting tight when he exchanges contacts with Sehun, everything is like going against his plan, he never expects to falling in lust first before he is falling in love. He thought romance should be all pretty and fluffy like a cupcakes, not - like - what - he - is - doing - right - now.
He is all stiff and awkward when he’s trying to undress himself, he is not sure too if he suppose to be sexily teasing or not when he takes off his clothes, but Sehun seemed to be okay with everything, revealing his bare upper body when he takes off his crisp yellow shirt, Joonmyeon can’t believe that he’s really doing what he is doing right now. Getting laid, though it was with a younger guy that seemed to be far more experienced than him.
“Have you ever…”
“Nope..This is my first time,”
“Then, it would be an honour to be your first, can you bottomed then?” he grins, ravishing Joonmyeon’s mouth agressively with his tongue, Joonmyeon can only being submissive towards Sehun because he knows nothing about kissing, he tries to be responsive with flicking along his tongue inside Sehun’s mouth, he doesnt know if it’s a right moves or not, but Sehun himself doesn’t file any complains and still continue the kiss, they kissed mindlessly for a long period while their hands are exploring on each part of their bare bodies, they finally stopped when Sehun pulls back the kiss because he started to feeling out of breath, he sighs heavily while Joonmyeon irregularly breathes from the lack of oxygen, his heart beating fast, thumping and thumping, and he feels like his whole body is burning from each touch from Sehun.
“Did you bring the-”
“Condom and lube, yes,” Joonmyeon replies, nervously taking out the item from his back pocket,
“That’s great cause I never really bring one,” Sehun ensures, as he puts on a single peck on Joonmyeon’s small lips. The next thing that happened is that Joonmyeon can only watches the younger boy professionally (yes he finds it professional) wraps the condom inside his cock, he only obeys Sehun’s instruction, now that Sehun asks him to be on the knees right at the bed with his ass up in the air,
pooping in reverse
pooping in reverse
the word comes inside his head again, he tries to distract it and focusing on how he can feel that Sehun is currently gripping on his hips after he smears on the lube around the butthole part of Joonmyeon, it feels a little harsh but he can still bearing the pain from the nails, he doesn’t even realize that Sehun has a long nails until now when it slightly scratches on his hips.
When Sehun puts on the first finger, Joonmyeon feels funny, he lets out a whimpers, he can feel the finger inside is wiggling inside, it’s awkward and new for him, but he started to get used by it on the second finger that Sehun puts,
“No wonder Luhan always brag about the sex,” Joonmyeon mumbles, realizing the feel-good sensation that he experiences, he wouldn’t regret having Sehun for his first time.
“You’re so soft and weak, I like,” Sehun says in informal language, “Good job in making the noise, kid.” he continues, “Now, the final countdown,”
“What final count- AH-!” he yelps, poop , reversed, reversed. There’s a stretching feeling across his butt area that Joonmyeon can tell, he can’t really tell what’s so good about that until the rhythm is getting faster, and when it strikes on his prostate, long moans and whimpers releases from his mouth without any mercy, he never expect himself to be loud like that, but he has no time to think about dignity anymore.
He comes not so long after that, and Sehun decides to flip his body and going down and licking the smeared white thick ropes on his lower part, all clean without any leftovers.
“That was actually my first time topping, I always be the one who bottoms,” Sehun smirks when he crawls back to Joonmyeon, his lips are nibbling lightly on Joonmyeon’s neck, occasionally licking on the same area too, “It’s good to experience new thing huh?” he whispers, sending a vibration through Joonmyeon’s neck.
“I’m sorry - that I can’t do much-” Joonmyeon says in the middle of the kissing when Sehun grabs his face,
“It’s okay, your first time anyway,” he says, still continuing talking in informal langauge,
“You know that I’m older than you-”
“Shhh...You don’t even need to talk, I knew everything, I stalked your blog and you instagram already, just shut up and kiss me again, you gonna improve more later,”
“Later?”
“Is it gonna be like a one night stand, then?”
“I’m-” Joonmyeon is the one who thinks that Sehun would be those type who’d prefer one night stand, so when Sehun asks as if he is not agreeing on that, Joonmyeon feels happy, because there are more things that he wanted to do with Sehun too, not just sex, but also normal date, “If you mind, I don’t know, we can go for a brunch or a dinner later?”
“I wouldn’t mind, you’re really cute anyway, and according to the research that I did, we kinda match each other, you like Maroon 5 according to your profile, me too,” he says as he nibbles Joonmyeon’s jaw, “it would be a waste to only keep you for a night,”
When Joonmyeon gets back to his apartment, Minseok, Baekha, Luhan, and Wufan already settling themselves at the living room, as if they’re all ready to listen to Joonmyeon’s getting-deflowered story.
“You guys… don’t tell me you’re all gathering like this just for..”
“We need story!! We worried about you so much okay, like what if something awful happened? We already told you we don’t want our maknae’s first time to be bad!!” Luhan is the first who speaks, “So how is it?”
“He basically do everything to me so all of your advises doesn’t really work that well…”
“Too bad,” Wufan sighs, “So you bottomed huh?”
“Most definitely, Joonmyeon is a major bottom!!” Baekha adds,
“I was hoping for a plot twist though,” Minseok continues,
“He just need practice,” Wufan says in a wise tone, “I bet that in 6 months he could tops Sehun, but then, congratulations on the sex!!!” he reveals a cake from the bottom of the table, there’s “congrats on the sex” word written on the cake’s surface in red letters, Joonmyeon raises his eyebrows in disbelief.
If only he could turn back the time he wishes he would just keep everything in secret.