What a Sh%thole!

[phoenixjay]

I just finished a nice, warm, luxurious bath....Ahhhhh...The dirt sure accumulated today.  The piece of property that Chalice Hart uses needed a new outhouse hole because the other one got a bit...full, 'nuff said!  It wasn't expected to take this long, but the hole that was supposed to have been dug and ready for us was not available, so we had to take our time and plan - not to mention dig - our own.  Our original plan was shot down due to seepage and running water issues, so we had to deliberate on where to put it next.  It ended up being at the farthest corner of our available property, and that thing was so not easy to move!  We had to screw in some long wooden "handles" so we could carry it like a sedan in ancient times.  Then of course there was the prepping of the land and then the wonderful process of digging the hole itself.  The thing with that was we were always sort of expecting the people who were supposed to help us to begin with to show up and lend us their technological mastery, this time in the form of an Augur (sp?).  We managed to dig a foot and a half or so until we hit a dead pan.  By that time (and it took a lot), someone had the glorious idea to *gasp* get one ourselves!  A trip to Silverdale later, with wonderful taco food time in between, and we had our Augur.  Once we managed to figure out how it worked, the rest of the work took no time at all.  It just aches.  I'm so not used to that much manual labor.  The upside was that there were plentiful sexual innuendos hurled to and fro, what with the poles that we constantly had to drive and dig and pound into our - hole.  =D  Despite all the complaints, it was actually a pretty good time.  It was kind of nice to hang out and do some work, and the weather was phenomenal!  It was warm, but not too warm, with blue blue skies.  This piece of property is amazing.  I'm sure that my friend Tasha will soon be posting some of the photos she took of the project onto her Myspace account, so check it out when they come!

In other news, last night me and my friend Michael went on a sort of impromptu trip to Seattle to see The Kinsey Sicks!!  Some of you may recall that this fantabulous drag queen a cappella came to our dear CMU a number of years ago for our PRIDE Week celebration, or was it Coming Out Week?  Anyway, they were hilarious then, and they are hilarious now!  I checked out their website randomly last week and saw that they had their new show in Seattle for this weekend, and couldn't not take this opportunity!  The show was called "Wake the Fuck Up America!", and styled itself up as a talk show with the Kinsey Sicks as its hosts, where we the audience determine the news to be broadcast, and many star guests appeared, such as the White Young Pretty Blonde Woman Who Has Been Kidnapped's best friend, Mitt Romney, Bill Gates, and a sexual pervert.  It was at a really nice venue called The Triple Door, and I've been told that if me and Michael had been dating, and I had brought him there, I would have totally gotten lucky.  lol  Apparently, it's a good place for first dates.  ;  )

Well, that's about all for now.  I have something amazing going on tomorrow, but that will have to wait until I come back.  =D  Wouldn't you like to know...?