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[phoenixj]

I'll be in Vancouver on Friday. With a telescope, a chalkboard, my sister, a new but really good friend, and a chance.

Hi Eric. You didn't have to do that.

Almost but not quite a one-liner.

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[casey_affleck]

I'll be sure to warn Vancouver. Have a good time.

[phoenixj]

You should probably do that, Case. Get ahold of them through Double 0 info and tell them a storm is on the way. Where on God's earth have you been lately?

[casey_affleck]

Was that a serious question? Where have I been?

[phoenixj]

I haven't seen you in forever! So yes, it was, this time. I hope your sarcasm meter wasn't beeping, because it needs new batteries if it was.

[casey_affleck]

*Looks down.* Yep, there it goes, blinking red again. Looks like I need to recharge.

[phoenixj]

If you bought something other than Energizer, that explains it.

[casey_affleck]

That fucking bunny must have keeled over finally.

[phoenixj]

But! No. It's supposed to keep going, and going, and going...what a sad, sad day. I think it just means it's time for a replacement.

[casey_affleck]

No man. I'm sorry the bunny's dead. His head's cut off and everything. Guess it's time to switch to Duracel.

[phoenixj]

You are so morbid. *g* Did you do it? I'll have to turn you over to PETA... :/

[casey_affleck]

You have no way to prove that I did it.. I LOATHED that bunny. Duracel is better anyway..

[phoenixj]

Loathed? How could you loathe the poor pink creature? Yes, pity its existence, but loathe?!

[casey_affleck]

It just annoyed me!! I'm sorry, everyone has some strange pet peeve. That damn rabbit was mine, bunny, rabbit, whatever.

[phoenixj]

The bunny! The bunny that was supposed to keep going and going and going. Why, Casey, why? And that little drum he always had. And the nifty black shades. Were you jealous?

[casey_affleck]

Very.

[phoenixj]

You need help.