HD_CAREER FEST!
I know this fest has been pimped far and wide, but here it is once again!
artwork by
heathen_arcade
hd_career_fair PROMPTING NOW IS OPEN!!!
Isn't the banner the most AWESOME thing ever?
You can submit up to 5 prompts per person - the only requirement is, you must include at least one suggestion for an unusual career for Harry or Draco.
Please note: the following professions will not be allowed in this fest:
For Harry: Auror, Professor, Healer, Quidditch Player
For Draco: Auror, Professor, Healer, Potions Master
Prompts I've submitted so far:
1. I just have to recycle this prompt I submitted for last year's hd_inspired fest - I was so disappointed that it wasn't written even though it was picked:
Era: Post-Hogwarts (EWE or otherwise)
Three additions: (optional) Seduction gone horribly wrong, inappropriate Quidditch jokes, student!crushes
Scenario/ unusual career(s): Draco Malfoy, former international quidditch player, now famous manager and Five-Time Winner of Witch Weekly's Sexiest Quidditch Player Alive Awards is returning to Hogwarts to scout for talents. His real mission? Shag Seduce former school rival, now hot *insert career of Author's choice* and guest!lecturer/employed by Hogwarts for his services, Harry the-boy-who-lived-died-then-lived-again Potter.
Squicks: All "hardcore" sexual kinks such as scat, hair-raising term of endearments such as honey buns or sugar pie, character!bashing, OOC-ness (unless it's cracky).
Maximum rating: NC-17
2.
Era: Post-Hogwarts (EWE or otherwise)
Three additions: (optional) Coffee addiction, UST, snarky!Draco
Scenario/ unusual career(s): Draco Malfoy is a renown timemaster (watch/clockmaker), and Harry, head of a highly sort after cursebreaking team. One day, all the clocks in Britain stop moving forward and weird things starts occurring (spells related to time/travel stop functioning, dead/old diseases coming alive, memory loss - anything you can come up with!). Will Draco and Harry be able to put their animosity aside and work together to break the curse before the world as they know it changes forever?
Squicks: All "hardcore" sexual kinks such as scat, hair-raising term of endearments such as honey buns or sugar pie, character!bashing, OOC-ness (unless it's cracky).
Maximum rating: NC-17
I lost my marbles and it's all tsosh's fault posted these two:
3.
Era: Post-Hogwarts (EWE or otherwise)
Three additions: (optional) sushi, karaoke, aggressive-white peacocksbottom!Draco <-- someone hacked this comment and changed the third addition
Scenario/ unusual career(s): Draco is a successful Fantasy Broker - he makes people's dreams come true. Harry just wants to be normal OR Harry doesn't know what his dreams are OR whatever you can come up with. He hires Draco.
Squicks: All "hardcore" sexual kinks such as scat, hair-raising term of endearments such as honey buns or sugar pie (unless it's cracky), character!bashing, OOC-ness (unless it's cracky).
Maximum rating: NC-17
4.
Era: Post-Hogwarts (EWE or otherwise)
Three additions: (optional) thong (as in undergarments), lapdance, puppies
Scenario/ unusual career(s): Closeted!Draco walks into a bar club and meets undercover-cop(or similar)-cum-poledancer!Harry. Whether Harry's investigating Draco or otherwise is up to you.
Squicks: All "hardcore" sexual kinks such as scat, hair-raising term of endearments such as honey buns or sugar pie (unless it's cracky), character!bashing, OOC-ness (unless it's cracky), bottom!Harry <-- is hacked again.
Maximum rating: NC-17
5.
Era: AU
Three additions: (optional) flying pirate ships, fawkes = pet phoenix, the giant squid
Scenario/ unusual career(s): When Lord Malfoy, notorious collector of dark (magical or otherwise) artifacts, died, Draco is left a treasure map that leads to the elixir of immortality, the philosopher's stone, ancient spells/items thought lost forever, and more gold than anyone could imagine (feel free to change as you see fit). He is given an ultimatum: succeed or be stripped of all land and holdings. Draco hires Pirate Captain Harry Potter and his motley crew (please turn as many HP characters into pirates) to navigate their way through treacherous skies and dangerous beings that guards the path that leads to the treasure. What they do not know is, they are not alone in their quest. (Perhaps you can include family-lawyer!Bellatrix who saw the will and wants the treasure for herself? Potion-Master!Snape who wants the ancient items for potion ingredients? Lord Voldemort? Go crazy!)
Squicks: All "hardcore" sexual kinks such as scat, hair-raising term of endearments such as honey buns or sugar pie (unless it's cracky), character!bashing, OOC-ness (unless it's cracky)
Maximum rating: NC-17
artwork by
heathen_arcade
hd_career_fair PROMPTING NOW IS OPEN!!!
Isn't the banner the most AWESOME thing ever?
You can submit up to 5 prompts per person - the only requirement is, you must include at least one suggestion for an unusual career for Harry or Draco.
Please note: the following professions will not be allowed in this fest:
For Harry: Auror, Professor, Healer, Quidditch Player
For Draco: Auror, Professor, Healer, Potions Master
Prompts I've submitted so far:
1. I just have to recycle this prompt I submitted for last year's hd_inspired fest - I was so disappointed that it wasn't written even though it was picked:
Era: Post-Hogwarts (EWE or otherwise)
Three additions: (optional) Seduction gone horribly wrong, inappropriate Quidditch jokes, student!crushes
Scenario/ unusual career(s): Draco Malfoy, former international quidditch player, now famous manager and Five-Time Winner of Witch Weekly's Sexiest Quidditch Player Alive Awards is returning to Hogwarts to scout for talents. His real mission? Shag Seduce former school rival, now hot *insert career of Author's choice* and guest!lecturer/employed by Hogwarts for his services, Harry the-boy-who-lived-died-then-lived-again Potter.
Squicks: All "hardcore" sexual kinks such as scat, hair-raising term of endearments such as honey buns or sugar pie, character!bashing, OOC-ness (unless it's cracky).
Maximum rating: NC-17
2.
Era: Post-Hogwarts (EWE or otherwise)
Three additions: (optional) Coffee addiction, UST, snarky!Draco
Scenario/ unusual career(s): Draco Malfoy is a renown timemaster (watch/clockmaker), and Harry, head of a highly sort after cursebreaking team. One day, all the clocks in Britain stop moving forward and weird things starts occurring (spells related to time/travel stop functioning, dead/old diseases coming alive, memory loss - anything you can come up with!). Will Draco and Harry be able to put their animosity aside and work together to break the curse before the world as they know it changes forever?
Squicks: All "hardcore" sexual kinks such as scat, hair-raising term of endearments such as honey buns or sugar pie, character!bashing, OOC-ness (unless it's cracky).
Maximum rating: NC-17
I lost my marbles and it's all tsosh's fault posted these two:
3.
Era: Post-Hogwarts (EWE or otherwise)
Three additions: (optional) sushi, karaoke, aggressive-white peacocksbottom!Draco <-- someone hacked this comment and changed the third addition
Scenario/ unusual career(s): Draco is a successful Fantasy Broker - he makes people's dreams come true. Harry just wants to be normal OR Harry doesn't know what his dreams are OR whatever you can come up with. He hires Draco.
Squicks: All "hardcore" sexual kinks such as scat, hair-raising term of endearments such as honey buns or sugar pie (unless it's cracky), character!bashing, OOC-ness (unless it's cracky).
Maximum rating: NC-17
4.
Era: Post-Hogwarts (EWE or otherwise)
Three additions: (optional) thong (as in undergarments), lapdance, puppies
Scenario/ unusual career(s): Closeted!Draco walks into a bar club and meets undercover-cop(or similar)-cum-poledancer!Harry. Whether Harry's investigating Draco or otherwise is up to you.
Squicks: All "hardcore" sexual kinks such as scat, hair-raising term of endearments such as honey buns or sugar pie (unless it's cracky), character!bashing, OOC-ness (unless it's cracky), bottom!Harry <-- is hacked again.
Maximum rating: NC-17
5.
Era: AU
Three additions: (optional) flying pirate ships, fawkes = pet phoenix, the giant squid
Scenario/ unusual career(s): When Lord Malfoy, notorious collector of dark (magical or otherwise) artifacts, died, Draco is left a treasure map that leads to the elixir of immortality, the philosopher's stone, ancient spells/items thought lost forever, and more gold than anyone could imagine (feel free to change as you see fit). He is given an ultimatum: succeed or be stripped of all land and holdings. Draco hires Pirate Captain Harry Potter and his motley crew (please turn as many HP characters into pirates) to navigate their way through treacherous skies and dangerous beings that guards the path that leads to the treasure. What they do not know is, they are not alone in their quest. (Perhaps you can include family-lawyer!Bellatrix who saw the will and wants the treasure for herself? Potion-Master!Snape who wants the ancient items for potion ingredients? Lord Voldemort? Go crazy!)
Squicks: All "hardcore" sexual kinks such as scat, hair-raising term of endearments such as honey buns or sugar pie (unless it's cracky), character!bashing, OOC-ness (unless it's cracky)
Maximum rating: NC-17