HEADCANON MEME
derp since I was on the bus when this went up HERE ARE THE HEADCANON FACTS YOU ASKED FOR, PLURK
other folk if you want to ask stuff from me too go ahead :>
oh also maybe trigger warnings for Xanxus IDK HOW SENSITIVE ANYBODY OUT THERE IS ABOUT THIS STUFF (unsure) BUT HE'S HIDEOUS AND I CAN'T HELP THAT.
[Grif] 1: Sometimes he forgets to breathe and panics before he remembers that, technically, Simmons is doing it for him. Which is awesome because it saves him the effort.
2: Technically speaking he knows how to tango, but you'll never see him do it. Ever. Ever ever ever.
3: He'll do almost anything for a Klondike Bar but if you REALLY want to bribe him, break out the roast turkey.
[QV-verse!Kamina] 1: He's made out with a couple of dudes for the sake of winning bets, and now all of those dudes have incredibly badass jobs like fighter pilots, Formula 1 mechanics, and swordsmiths. Kamina is pretty sure he's at least partly responsible for their great achievements in the realm of Mandom.
2: For his birthday he's going to buy himself a hunting hawk. BADASS. NOBODY CAN STOP HIM FROM WANTING THIS.
3: For HIBARI'S birthday he's going to poster the whole of fucking Tokyo with the photos he took of that time they dressed in drag and went clubbing. YEAH BRO, REMEMBER THAT TIME? WASN'T IT FUCKING HILARIOUS, YOU DRUNK-ASS PIECE OF GAY? LOVE YOU TOO~
[Raki] 1: He really has no idea exactly what he feels for Clare, only that she defines his whole world.
2: He got drunk once, and he'll never be allowed near that particular town again. But he's REALLY sorry about what he did.
3: He's horribly allergic to dogs but really, really wants one ;_;
[Xanxus] 1: He technically classifies as asexual. Yes, really. am i the only person in the world who doens't play him gay (UNSURE)
2: In his younger, more hotheaded days he tended towards rape because he liked the thrill of domination, but these days the only way you'll get a rise out of him hurrhurr is with a challenge and good fight. Protip: getting a nice chokehold on him will probably go a long way.
3: The only living thing he truly cares for is his pet pussycat. Do not mess with the liger, lest you die a horrible, horrible death after years of torture. Seriously. Xanxus fucking adores that thing.
[Dino] 1: Not long before his 29th birthday, Dino finally caved and got married.
To his lesbian childhood bestie.
2: They have three kids - triplets, no less, two girls and a boy - bringing his grand total of spawn up to four, and as soon as he found out about his first girl he made sure to include Alexandria in family (and Family) life as often as she and her mother wanted.
3: He's still never quite sure exactly what it is that he and Hibari have between them, and has resigned himself to being confused forever. But that's okay with him.
other folk if you want to ask stuff from me too go ahead :>
oh also maybe trigger warnings for Xanxus IDK HOW SENSITIVE ANYBODY OUT THERE IS ABOUT THIS STUFF (unsure) BUT HE'S HIDEOUS AND I CAN'T HELP THAT.
[Grif] 1: Sometimes he forgets to breathe and panics before he remembers that, technically, Simmons is doing it for him. Which is awesome because it saves him the effort.
2: Technically speaking he knows how to tango, but you'll never see him do it. Ever. Ever ever ever.
3: He'll do almost anything for a Klondike Bar but if you REALLY want to bribe him, break out the roast turkey.
[QV-verse!Kamina] 1: He's made out with a couple of dudes for the sake of winning bets, and now all of those dudes have incredibly badass jobs like fighter pilots, Formula 1 mechanics, and swordsmiths. Kamina is pretty sure he's at least partly responsible for their great achievements in the realm of Mandom.
2: For his birthday he's going to buy himself a hunting hawk. BADASS. NOBODY CAN STOP HIM FROM WANTING THIS.
3: For HIBARI'S birthday he's going to poster the whole of fucking Tokyo with the photos he took of that time they dressed in drag and went clubbing. YEAH BRO, REMEMBER THAT TIME? WASN'T IT FUCKING HILARIOUS, YOU DRUNK-ASS PIECE OF GAY? LOVE YOU TOO~
[Raki] 1: He really has no idea exactly what he feels for Clare, only that she defines his whole world.
2: He got drunk once, and he'll never be allowed near that particular town again. But he's REALLY sorry about what he did.
3: He's horribly allergic to dogs but really, really wants one ;_;
[Xanxus] 1: He technically classifies as asexual. Yes, really. am i the only person in the world who doens't play him gay (UNSURE)
2: In his younger, more hotheaded days he tended towards rape because he liked the thrill of domination, but these days the only way you'll get a rise out of him hurrhurr is with a challenge and good fight. Protip: getting a nice chokehold on him will probably go a long way.
3: The only living thing he truly cares for is his pet pussycat. Do not mess with the liger, lest you die a horrible, horrible death after years of torture. Seriously. Xanxus fucking adores that thing.
[Dino] 1: Not long before his 29th birthday, Dino finally caved and got married.
To his lesbian childhood bestie.
2: They have three kids - triplets, no less, two girls and a boy - bringing his grand total of spawn up to four, and as soon as he found out about his first girl he made sure to include Alexandria in family (and Family) life as often as she and her mother wanted.
3: He's still never quite sure exactly what it is that he and Hibari have between them, and has resigned himself to being confused forever. But that's okay with him.