Top Gear.
Most car enthusiasts, especially the British ones, have heard of a show called Top Gear. It features Jeremy Clarkson, Richard 'Hamster' Hammond, and James May testing and reviewing cars. Now, I like this show for the light hearted and/or crazy approach they have towards teastin cars. I mean come on! How many other shows would do something like see if a Z06 can outrun a trench of ignited gasoline? (It did btw.)
What I don't like is how they are biased against American cars. I can understand being a little biased towards cars domestic to your country, but Jeremy Clarkson is rediculous! Hamster and May don't seem quite as bad, but then again they never get to review the cars from the US.
So you know what I've decided? I've decided to do the show my way. No, I am not flying to England and becoming a host on the show....though I admit that thought is a rather awesome one. Nope, I'm just gonna film my own. With a crappy camera. Myself.
You just lost interest didn't you?
I don't care, I'm still typing!
Anyway, the first episode of this unnamed show will feature plenty of immature and completely biased tests performed under the safest possible conditions a handfull of idiots can come up with. The plans so far are:
Testing the C5 Corvette against the Land Rover Discovery in a no frills US vs Europe drag race.
Discovering which is more durable, the Land Rover from England or the night-stand from Wal-Mart.
Can you really ride a bicycle over a ramp while being pelted with raw eggs?
And most likely a few random, unplanned things. (Likely involving a box of fireworks.)
I just know the producers and hosts of Top Gear are in complete awe of my sheer auto show genious! >.
What I don't like is how they are biased against American cars. I can understand being a little biased towards cars domestic to your country, but Jeremy Clarkson is rediculous! Hamster and May don't seem quite as bad, but then again they never get to review the cars from the US.
So you know what I've decided? I've decided to do the show my way. No, I am not flying to England and becoming a host on the show....though I admit that thought is a rather awesome one. Nope, I'm just gonna film my own. With a crappy camera. Myself.
You just lost interest didn't you?
I don't care, I'm still typing!
Anyway, the first episode of this unnamed show will feature plenty of immature and completely biased tests performed under the safest possible conditions a handfull of idiots can come up with. The plans so far are:
Testing the C5 Corvette against the Land Rover Discovery in a no frills US vs Europe drag race.
Discovering which is more durable, the Land Rover from England or the night-stand from Wal-Mart.
Can you really ride a bicycle over a ramp while being pelted with raw eggs?
And most likely a few random, unplanned things. (Likely involving a box of fireworks.)
I just know the producers and hosts of Top Gear are in complete awe of my sheer auto show genious! >.