Few things are rarely as pointless as we make them out to be, and profundity is grossly overrated. Right now, I could take a haymaker to the face from a transvestite octopus dick-punch and I'd just pop a shit-eating grin and laugh. Why? Because, Draggie. Transvestite octopus dick-punches are goddamn hilarious, that's why.
I'm not trying to sell your seriousness short, it's just that I'm not after condolences; this post is just to get this shit off my chest, and to apologize, but I really am doing fine.
Your concern is duly appreciated. I'd put that ♥ symbol-thing here but I forgot how to make them, and also because it's really, truly corny. Not as corny as some things, but way beyond the boundaries of my weird good spirits anyway.
Also, I said "few things are rarely as pointless". This is a hilariously stupid typo. Brain's a bit rusty from writing nothing but snarky forum responses for the last year, it seems.
That I was unable to come up with a sarcastic response even in spite of "anal" being in your reply is evidence enough of the torpor I get to dust out of my brain. Is it still too soon for "physical trauma not effecting colonic function" jokes?
(Just to assuage any further fears and give you an idea of how adjusted I am to this, my sister threatens me with a bottle of Benadryl any time I bitch about doing dishes. I love that ho'.)
I'll stick around for a bit. I've got nothing fun or interesting to write about, but I'll cobble something together and beat it until it works every now and then.
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I'm not trying to sell your seriousness short, it's just that I'm not after condolences; this post is just to get this shit off my chest, and to apologize, but I really am doing fine.
Your concern is duly appreciated. I'd put that ♥ symbol-thing here but I forgot how to make them, and also because it's really, truly corny. Not as corny as some things, but way beyond the boundaries of my weird good spirits anyway.
Also, ♥.
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I'll stick around for a bit. I've got nothing fun or interesting to write about, but I'll cobble something together and beat it until it works every now and then.
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